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So My hooker mom is removing me from her life

  1. 2020-11-29 at 12:26 AM UTC
    #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Before when I stayed with her she'd always feed me and use her revenue to buy me beer and shit, now I have to go so I guess it sayonara to the free ride and hello to self sustaining grown up existence. Work really sucks, I hate having to earn a living. I think I'll just bang trannies from Grindr until I run out of cellular data or I become too ugly and unkempt to bed them and then afterwards I'll probably fuck around with society for a little while until I get bored and jump off of one of maui's scenic shoreside cliffs.
  2. 2020-11-29 at 1:06 AM UTC
    #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you should steal your mom's meth on the way out.
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  3. 2020-11-29 at 1:14 AM UTC
    #3
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by STER0S you should steal your mom's meth on the way out.

    Lol shed probably kill me
  4. 2020-11-29 at 1:16 AM UTC
    #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Before when I stayed with her she'd always feed me and use her revenue to buy me beer and shit, now I have to go so I guess it sayonara to the free ride and hello to self sustaining grown up existence. Work really sucks, I hate having to earn a living. I think I'll just bang trannies from Grindr until I run out of cellular data or I become too ugly and unkempt to bed them and then afterwards I'll probably fuck around with society for a little while until I get bored and jump off of one of maui's scenic shoreside cliffs.

    How old are you?
  5. 2020-11-29 at 1:16 AM UTC
    #5
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe How old are you?

    20
  6. 2020-11-29 at 1:22 AM UTC
    #6
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy 20

    Ah well you got loads of time to enjoy yourself before joining society. I would travel , fuck some girls and experience some different cultures.
  7. 2020-11-29 at 1:23 AM UTC
    #7
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Ah well you got loads of time to enjoy yourself before joining society. I would travel , fuck some girls and experience some different cultures.

    Im totally broke and homeless, plus I dont have any friends here and some native asshole stole my id and my social security card 6 months ago, I've basically accepted that my life is over now it's just a slow downward spiral
  8. 2020-11-29 at 1:49 AM UTC
    #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    wire me five hundred dollars & i'll give you an exclusive invitation to live in my ashram studying my wisdom
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  9. 2020-11-29 at 1:50 AM UTC
    #9
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    lol guess where i'll spend it
  10. 2020-11-29 at 1:58 AM UTC
    #10
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    May I ask if this is something that you and your mother can work out? It sounds as though she's been concerned with your immediate well-being for years. I don't mean to invalidate you in asking, only to say that given your age and options, this would be an ideal solution if you and your situation can allow it.
  11. 2020-11-29 at 1:58 AM UTC
    #11
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick lol guess where i'll spend it

    my mom's worn out cooter?
  12. 2020-11-29 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #12
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Why don't you kill yourself?
    No one loves you, you're a loser, your mother is a literal whore.
  13. 2020-11-29 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #13
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick #2 May I ask if this is something that you and your mother can work out? It sounds as though she's been concerned with your immediate well-being for years. I don't mean to invalidate you in asking, only to say that given your age and options, this would be an ideal solution if you and your situation can allow it.

    Things are shaping up, new thread coming shortly

    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why don't you kill yourself?
    No one loves you, you're a loser, your mother is a literal whore.

    I'm too scared of death, sounds painful. If there were a zero-risk. (i.e. I become a vegetable) pain free way out I'd probably be dead already.
  14. 2020-11-29 at 2:43 AM UTC
    #14
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Things are shaping up, new thread coming shortly



    I'm too scared of death, sounds painful. If there were a zero-risk. (i.e. I become a vegetable) pain free way out I'd probably be dead already.

    There is, look into exit-bags.
    That's probably how I'm gonna go.
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  15. 2020-11-29 at 2:48 AM UTC
    #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When I was 20 I got committed to a psych facility for bath salt induced psychosis.
    You could try that.
  16. 2020-11-29 at 2:51 AM UTC
    #16
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When I was 20 I got committed to a psych facility for bath salt induced psychosis.
    You could try that.

    So that's why you sound and act retarded
  17. 2020-11-29 at 2:55 AM UTC
    #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king So that's why you sound and act retarded

    No. Not at all.

    Hiki, stop being a dick or youll soon be op.
  18. 2020-11-29 at 3:17 AM UTC
    #18
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy Before when I stayed with her she'd always feed me and use her revenue to buy me beer and shit, now I have to go so I guess it sayonara to the free ride and hello to self sustaining grown up existence. Work really sucks, I hate having to earn a living. I think I'll just bang trannies from Grindr until I run out of cellular data or I become too ugly and unkempt to bed them and then afterwards I'll probably fuck around with society for a little while until I get bored and jump off of one of maui's scenic shoreside cliffs.

    I been suffering like fuck. Im old, You're young. Stop being silly. get a Job. no matter what kind of head-trauma BS you get from boss and staff. save. be a beach bum. make sure you shower. I dont care if you have to take bucket showers. and do your laundry once or twice a week. Hide your clothes. make a sand trunk. find a beach where not a lot of people go because it's shitty, windy and lots of rocks. and put a footlocker in the sand were you dont have tides reaching up to. and just place a couple feet of sand on it. mark it by 2 lateral points. like north and east. fuck I dont know what Im talking about but in surival mode you think shit real quick. you have the instincts to survive because you're still young.

    I got to figure out how the fuck I will pay 55k for 2 phases of dental surgery and top quality zirconia teeth. or "resin" as G says.

    fuck rent. live wild but stay sanitary my friend. carry a dry bar of old spice. the white one, not the blue gels they suck.
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