User Controls

dh ladies, i need bathtime advice

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i'm looking for what else i can do to create a more inviting bath atmosphere for all senses

    so far: mineral salts, essential oils in carriers, chamomile tea bags, kombucha

    i want more resistance in the water and things that float but most of all, i want colors

    yes, colors plural. i want bath time in the big tent

    have considered: candles, charcoal, wine, cats! pita chips and hummus

    lol thank you and let me know what you think!


  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I think you should ask Archer for bathroom advice.
  3. #3
    street_carp African Astronaut
    LSD
  4. #4
    Get an alleygayter n put it under the fuzz
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Try getting some soap & rubbing it around on ur body, paying special attention to ur butthole.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Try getting some soap & rubbing it around on ur body, paying special attention to ur butthole.


    we might need a demonstration, perhaps you could show us on video?
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Who am I, ur mom? U can lead a horse to water but u can't make them drink.
  8. #8
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Bath salts n cannibalism
  9. #9
    Bath bombs from Lush
  10. #10
    get a carton of cigarettes, unpack all of them and dump them into bath water.

    the tobacco will turn the water murky tea shade, the butts will float like hundreds of dead fishes, and the nicotine will make you

    emmmmmm ........
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Drugs.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Try a big dick and lots of cash.
Jump to Top