Black Friday!

1. 2020-11-27 at 6:11 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Chell and I are going to go line up at Walmart so we can get in fist fights and save $3 on bath towels.
   
   Are you going out?
   
   I seen really good deals on tvs but i passed them up cuz im already poor.
2. 2020-11-27 at 6:24 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You aren't even black you nigger
3. 2020-11-27 at 9:59 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Here at Walmart at 5am.
   Waiting in line for the doors to open.
   I got like 6 knifes on me and 2 bottles of pepper spray.
   Im getting my baby her bath towels even if we end up using them to control bleeding.
   Who else is out getting their deals?
4. 2020-11-27 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   boycott black friday,, its raciest as fuck
5. 2020-11-27 at 10:27 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   
   
   Got a $25 trash can.
   A $19 printer.
   Got a load of bath towels $1.69 ea.
   Snagged a stupid picture frame i gotta hang followed by myself. $8
   Lastly got a pillow for $5
6. 2020-11-27 at 10:28 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   none of that sounds like a deal bruh..glad u had fun tho
7. 2020-11-27 at 10:38 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Pulling into Kohls now.
   Gonna buy some stuff we dont need here too.
8. 2020-11-27 at 11:01 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Had to run back to walmart to get Chell's purse out of the cart.
   Luckily it was still in it and too dark to see.
   Praise the Lord.
   Now we are heading back to Kohls so she can buy me more stuff.
   I might even get her something.
9. 2020-11-27 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Just left Kohls.
   Heading to Target to break bones there next.
10. 2020-11-27 at 12:52 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got a Baby Yoda and some other crap.
    Now we are heading home because the corona has my throat all scratchy and Chell can't stop coofing on people.
    Lol
11. 2020-11-27 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The things you own end up owning you.
12. 2020-11-27 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Obbe The things you own end up owning you.

    
    That is some shit a poor person would say.
13. 2020-11-27 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy That is some shit a poor person would say.

    
    It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
14. 2020-11-27 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Obbe It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

    
    Only because you are now desperate and have nothing to lose.
15. 2020-11-27 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    
16. 2020-11-27 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

    
    a life thats free to do anything is worth nothing.
17. 2020-11-27 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    
    you get to experience the same sensation by going to the dollar store and buy a cartload of stuff you dont need too.
18. 2020-11-27 at 3:46 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Chell and I are going to go line up at Walmart so we can get in fist fights and save $3 on bath towels.
    
    Are you going out?
    
    I seen really good deals on tvs but i passed them up cuz im already poor.

    
    
    
    They're going to be running a special on Covid-19 in aisle 9.
19. 2020-11-27 at 3:47 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by stl1 They're going to be running a special on Covid-19 in aisle 9.

    
    Already got it so what do I care?
20. 2020-11-27 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I like OP but he reminds me of an IKEA slave.
    
    DAMNIT HAVE YOU NOT SEE FIGHT CLUB?!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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