Democratic Peoples Republic of Borshlandia tour

1. 2015-08-22 at 8:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Welcome to the party.
   
   Sadly, we have killed everyone.
   
   A word from our sponsor before we proceed:
   
   
   
   Volodya's Polish remover: Removed Polish dead.
2. 2015-08-22 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We have traditional holidays, much like any western country.
   
   Here are santa claus and helpers.
   
   
3. 2015-08-22 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Our fine art is comparable to that of the west as well.
   
   Here is peoples painting of local peoples hero:
   
   
4. 2015-08-22 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   Here is filming of new local TV series "bob sponge".
   
   Projected profits are in the hundreds of millions.
   
   
5. 2015-08-22 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   Here is Vova, a local tractor driver.
   
   
   
   Here is Vova driving new car "t90"
   
   
   
   
   hahaha vova, funny bastard
6. 2015-08-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Here is Gypsy that come to our land, and the land of our ancestors.
   
   
   
   Here vasilly is ask "why you come to our land, gypsy?"
   
   
7. 2015-08-22 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Borshlandia space shuttle still in development. Will enter service 2020.
   
   
8. 2015-08-22 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   10/10 Good thread. FUCKING GYPSIES!
9. 2015-08-22 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   Local townschildren.
   
   
10. 2015-08-22 at 8:43 PM UTC

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    Here is local member of philosophy team. Best not to bother...
    
    
11. 2015-08-22 at 8:45 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Local townschildren.
    
    

    
    When i get a kid i'm buying him/her a bazooka. Also, i see little boys but no little girls, aren't there women in Borshlandia?
12. 2015-08-22 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Here is dance of our people:
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307LgGe1kz0
13. 2015-08-22 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Here is dance of our people:
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307LgGe1kz0

    
    Lol.
14. 2015-08-22 at 9:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sophie, why so interested in our women? They are for our pleasure only, not for foreign eyes.
    
    Can show, however, this:
    
    Here women is showing foreigners that she is one of us
    
    
    
    
    Here is woman who know how to destroy men in ways only a woman can.
    
    
    
    
15. 2015-08-22 at 9:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Such is our land. Now get off our koolaid.
    
    Here women waving you goodbye:
    
    
16. 2015-08-22 at 9:05 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nice touch, Slavic women are usually pretty cute. Saw that episode on Vice by the way, pretty funny they're having beauty pageants while there's a civil war going on.
17. 2015-08-23 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man, give me 48 hours and I'm going to have some real fun with this mostly at specktroll's expense.
18. 2015-08-23 at 12:33 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Man, give me 48 hours and I'm going to have some real fun with this mostly at specktroll's expense.

    
    This gon' be good.
19. 2015-08-23 at 3:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread rocks. How much is vacation to Borshlandia? And why does it all look so shitty?
20. 2015-08-23 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.nationstates.net/nation=specktrollonia