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aldra is my real mom's younger boyfriend

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    nah, not really

  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    maybe i could introduce them

  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I just mow the lawn
  5. #5
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i'll get her hopes up & corner him

    i wanted a dad with an accent

  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i used to see my real dad's penis sometimes

    is your penis real or is it fake, like my real dad

  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's real but you can't see it

    wanted to post that 'dad dicks' bit from workaholics but I think it got taken off of youtube
  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    doctors think it's weird but they don't know my family

    they only saw my dad's fake penis, i know the difference between reality & what's fake thanks to him

  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    almost makes me wish my dad had a fake penis. I had to learn the difference through an almost-lethal dose of scopolomine
  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    maybe you were his fake penis

    fucker are you trying to fake fuck my real mom or what the fuck are you doing

  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i have a gun

  12. #12
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    fuck my mom for real or you get the gun

  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll have the gun thanks

    they're hard to come by here
  14. #14
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    shoot her while you fuck yourself with my dad's fake penis

  15. #15
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you came in here looking to fuck my mom aldra & now you're gonna have to kill her horribly

  16. #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    come out aldra—i know you’re still in the house, i’ve boarded the doors & windows

    soon you’ll join me for an unending crusade of incestuous cannibal familicide & when we're done here we're getting on a plane

  17. #17
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Um

  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Why would a guy even want a fake penis? Better to just go bold and bald.
  19. #19
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you asshole that's my dad

  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Zanick you asshole that's my dad

    Fuck your Dad.
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