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How Does a Strapping Young Lad Make Easy Money?

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I'm incredibly handsome but I lack social skills or anything resembling a "work ethic," this has impacted my life immensely and I'm at jeaporady of living alone in the streets of Maui with nothing but the shirt on my back unless I can somehow bring in money so my methed out mother doesn't kick me out of the pickup truck (it has a camper shell) where we live. How does a handsome young man like me earn cash without finding a "job" or sucking dick for cash?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Look up personal services. Cash by the day. No strings. Show up at 5:30am, work your 8 hours, bring back your ticket, cash out, done. TrueBlue is one such outfit. https://www.trueblue.com/ There are many.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i dunno bro, i got numbers for under the table work in montreal in like 3 days, and found people who fed me and shelters to let me sleep in.

    and was looking into legit work too, and could have bought crack off one guy i uhhhh smoked crack with.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    nigga just hustle, steal catalytic converters or copper or put an ad online offering labor services. Its fucking easy to finesse things, just fucking do it bitch
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Look up personal services. Cash by the day. No strings. Show up at 5:30am, work your 8 hours, bring back your ticket, cash out, done. TrueBlue is one such outfit. https://www.trueblue.com/ There are many.

    Those jobs are for wetbacks here
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm incredibly handsome but I lack social skills or anything resembling a "work ethic," this has impacted my life immensely and I'm at jeaporady of living alone in the streets of Maui with nothing but the shirt on my back unless I can somehow bring in money so my methed out mother doesn't kick me out of the pickup truck (it has a camper shell) where we live. How does a handsome young man like me earn cash without finding a "job" or sucking dick for cash?

    You sound retarded. Your shtchick us dumb
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You sound retarded. Your shtchick us dumb

    Well, minimum wage here is $14/hr, going up to $15/hr soon, so even wetbacks can make quite a bit of cash working out of temp agencies.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Sell drugs to tourists make big dollar.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    aint no tourists anymore
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Go to high end stores, look for cash receipts on the ground and in the trash, and then go in and get the same item and then take it to the refund desk. $100 per store, 4 or 5 stores, $500/day.
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    I know of a place that would give you a job in Hawaii, not sure if in Maui. But I don't feel like sharing.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Go to high end stores, look for cash receipts on the ground and in the trash, and then go in and get the same item and then take it to the refund desk. $100 per store, 4 or 5 stores, $500/day.

    Really bad advice
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    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm incredibly handsome but I lack social skills or anything resembling a "work ethic," this has impacted my life immensely and I'm at jeaporady of living alone in the streets of Maui with nothing but the shirt on my back unless I can somehow bring in money so my methed out mother doesn't kick me out of the pickup truck (it has a camper shell) where we live. How does a handsome young man like me earn cash without finding a "job" or sucking dick for cash?

    Buy and sell shit and flip on ebay. Thrift stores are full of stuff worth $$$ that the thrift store doesn't have a clue about, old collectable electronics, games, shit like that (don't bother buying the used underpants).
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i will buy as many pairs of used underpants as you can get your hands on

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Matthew is that you?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You sound retarded. Your shtchick us dumb

    Wtf
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Craigslist gigs
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm incredibly handsome but I lack social skills or anything resembling a "work ethic," this has impacted my life immensely and I'm at jeaporady of living alone in the streets of Maui with nothing but the shirt on my back unless I can somehow bring in money so my methed out mother doesn't kick me out of the pickup truck (it has a camper shell) where we live. How does a handsome young man like me earn cash without finding a "job" or sucking dick for cash?

    Get off the island.
    go to school and get a certification at a coding boot camp in San Francisco or LA or wherever
    while in SF, see if you can find a gym that is open so you can shower and workout when you can.
    3 months, get certified and if you're a good student they might find you a job that pays pretty well for a first year. A lot of people say 120k but reality might be 70k or less the first few years.

    otherwise, the quickest way is drive a cab on the mainland and then fly home a few times a year and stay a month there.

    the beaches of Hawaii Im told are over crowded with homeless people. but they also say it's unlikely you will freeze to death. Find an area that doesn't have high tide to trap you and hide yo shit
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