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i got a new job

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i got fired from the grease trap job a while ago and i was downright worried how to make my end meet. anyhow i put my boot on the pavement and slammed in some doors and got something new now. it's a peurta rican restaurant where you have to wear a button up shirt and wigger hats aren't allowed. they have a pretty professional dress code i have to wear a red tie and i get half off on the food. i will be serving they said make sure i bring my A game im like... okay what other game would i bring?? some people say its hard waiting tables but i feel like it will be easy all i have to do is make sure they dont run out of drink and kind of jerk them off a bit with they're egos. i havent worked in the industry for over 8 years now so it will be a change but thats how it gos in a global economy
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  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yeah my hardest job was a server a trudy's i kept up and worked at a couple of the stores but it was insane in the membrane

    One night i was pretty sloshed and dropped to different people's plates.. super embarrassing
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    Ghost Black Hole
    sounds like it could be chill

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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor i got fired from the grease trap job a while ago and i was downright worried how to make my end meet. anyhow i put my boot on the pavement and slammed in some doors and got something new now. it's a peurta rican restaurant where you have to wear a button up shirt and wigger hats aren't allowed. they have a pretty professional dress code i have to wear a red tie and i get half off on the food. i will be serving they said make sure i bring my A game im like… okay what other game would i bring?? some people say its hard waiting tables but i feel like it will be easy all i have to do is make sure they dont run out of drink and kind of jerk them off a bit with they're egos. i havent worked in the industry for over 8 years now so it will be a change but thats how it gos in a global economy

    You went to school to be certified and you're waiting tables? Why don't you drive to Denver when you get money up, lease a car and drive for Uber. that would make way more money than waiting tables.. even with tips.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bugz You went to school to be certified and you're waiting tables?

    the ameriCAN DO dream
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Ghost sounds like it could be chill


    the waiter I had a dicks was worthless...the best insult he could come up with was calling me tiny (because I'm tall).

    It's a fun place to go though the patrons spend most of their time throwing stuff at each other...balled up paper towels etc.
  7. #7
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    nice, imma prob end up either at walmart, doing under the table construction work or being a lazy good for nothing and get government money.
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Whats a grease trap
  9. #9
    Originally posted by cigreting Whats a grease trap

    Something you put in your sink to trap the grease from going down the drain...a bit like ICE in relation to illegal immigrants.
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Something you put in your sink to trap the grease from going down the drain…a bit like ICE in relation to illegal immigrants.

    so op sat in a drain for employment
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    Originally posted by cigreting so op sat in a drain for employment

    I'm sure it's a metaphor to describe the disgustingness of said job.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sure it's a metaphor to describe the disgustingness of said job.

    ya thats why i asked what was the job
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    Forgive me Brutus.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oh the grease trap job was for this cat who owns all the wendys franchises in my area, i would just go around to his different stores and clean the muck out of the grease traps sometimes when they were all clean i would scrape the shmear off the fryers and polish them or root the tampons and paper towels out of the crappers.
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  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost the ameriCAN DO dream

    So why didn't Luigi work for/with your Black Bear Diner friend? just stayed behind
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bugz So why didn't Luigi work for/with your Black Bear Diner friend? just stayed behind

    whats a black beer diner
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Ghost whats a black beer diner

    its a chain of diners in california, me and doyle offered to meet lil sporty at the walnut creek location to drink bloody marys in jeffs stomping-grounds , lil sporty suspiciously declined saying he "quote wasnt interested" very sus
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    Bradley Florida Man
    who is lil sporty lol

    how is waiting tables OP?

    It's like I always said if yu're waiting tables at 30 you're either a drug addict or gay

    shockingly you are both
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor its a chain of diners in california, me and doyle offered to meet lil sporty at the walnut creek location to drink bloody marys in jeffs stomping-grounds , lil sporty suspiciously declined saying he "quote wasnt interested" very sus

    he actually said quote? I could see that. What a weirdo
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