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Why I may not shave my balls again

  1. #1
    Bugz Space Nigga
    It felt really cool and soft at first

    But now it feels like prickly little slivers of annoyance poking into me just 8-10 days later.
    and itchy. how do you stop this? do I keep shaving or just learn from this and never try that shit again?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Layzer hair removal
  3. #3
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Layzer hair removal

    that's girly.

    insurance doesn't pay for vanity surgery.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shaving your balls is girly to begin with. You asked. I answered.
  5. #5
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Shaving your balls is girly to begin with. You asked. I answered.

    I was told it would give my dick an extra inch of dicksize. it didn't. it's still tiny thanks to the meds killing it.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Man I haven’t shaved my balls in ages, I only trim my pubes but might do it again soon

    Don’t you ever get scared you gonna cut your ballsack?
  7. #7
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Man I haven’t shaved my balls in ages, I only trim my pubes but might do it again soon

    Don’t you ever get scared you gonna cut your ballsack?

    only the veiny part. the vertical fold.. but it's not like I'm shaving with a straight raizer (as fun and daring as that might be). good way to bleed out and die though.


    I did nick myself 6 or 7 times. clean it with rubbing alcohol right away.. the sting is awesome. its like the kind of high you get with tobasco sauce you get chili. then when the sting goes away, rub some petroleum jelly on it right away so it doesn't get infected. I read this prior to doing it.

    I nicked my nuts with the electric raizer shaving it down to nubs before taking a face raiser to it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Bugz Space Nigga
    I'm not doing it again though. it's prickly like a fucking cacti fruit. teeheeeheeeeeeee
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bugz only the veiny part. the vertical fold.. but it's not like I'm shaving with a straight raizer (as fun and daring as that might be). good way to bleed out and die though.


    I did nick myself 6 or 7 times. clean it with rubbing alcohol right away.. the sting is awesome. its like the kind of high you get with tobasco sauce you get chili. then when the sting goes away, rub some petroleum jelly on it right away so it doesn't get infected. I read this prior to doing it.

    I nicked my nuts with the electric raizer shaving it down to nubs before taking a face raiser to it.

    One time in jail I tried fucking a fifi filled with shampoo and ended up having the worst stinging pisses for the following day. My advice is dont ever do that.
  10. #10
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ One time in jail I tried fucking a fifi filled with shampoo and ended up having the worst stinging pisses for the following day. My advice is dont ever do that.

    you don't jack off with soap. everyone learns this by age 10 when they first start smacking it in the bath tub or shower.

    you learned late in life.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bugz you don't jack off with soap. everyone learns this by age 10 when they first start smacking it in the bath tub or shower.

    you learned late in life.

    Yeah it was the first time I had ever tried such a thing. I definitely learned the hard way, pun intended.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I don't want to mentally picture that.
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't want to mentally picture that.

    You just did
  14. #14
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls You just did

    and by doing so, he enjoyed doing so
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Man I haven’t shaved my balls in ages, I only trim my pubes but might do it again soon

    Don’t you ever get scared you gonna cut your ballsack?

    sho dat pic of ur bols al scragly
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    Wait you can shave your balls? But why though
  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting sho dat pic of ur bols al scragly

    no u fag y u wanna c mi bols
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost Wait you can shave your balls? But why though

    They probably use Nair, to get that "shiny" look.
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    My balls are shiny enough from gamer boy sweat
  20. #20
    G African Astronaut
    The key is to use a quality razor/new & proper lube. Don't pull the skin tight/flat on the entire sac you have to let the razor "dance" over the seam & loose skin, a uniform stroke will render cacti sac/prickly in the following days.
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