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1. 2020-11-17 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #141
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   This is all clearly some strange S&M game to Pole
2. 2020-11-17 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #142
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   THE GERMANY BOX
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3. 2020-11-17 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #143
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   lol WHAT'S IN THE GERMANY BOX POLE??
4. 2020-11-17 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #144
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   probably nothing,, but thats no reason for T R U M P to give up.
5. 2020-11-17 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #145
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   These dummies forget that John Ratcliffe is the Director of the Department of National Intelligence.
6. 2020-11-17 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #146
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   These dummies forget that we're about to find out what's inside the Germany box.
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7. 2020-11-17 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #147
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   These idiots were uploading the ballot counts in real time to servers in China and Venezuela, where they could then hack the election results out-of-country, where they couldn't be observed, then pipe the doctored results back to the USA. But the retards were in such a huff and hurry, they forgot to edit the time stamps on the data, plainly revealing the timezone differences. That's one great thing about these clowns, they're hasty. And because they're hasty, they're stupid and careless.
8. 2020-11-17 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #148
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -SpectraL These idiots were uploading the ballot counts in real time to servers in China and Venezuela, where they could then hack the election results out-of-country, where they couldn't be observed, then pipe the doctored results back to the USA. But the retards were in such a huff and hurry, they forgot to edit the time stamps on the data, plainly revealing the timezone differences. That's one great thing about these clowns, they're hasty. And because they're hasty, they're stupid and careless.

   
   That's awesome bro. The election results should be turned in Trump's favor by Friday then?
9. 2020-11-17 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #149
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 That's awesome bro. The election results should be turned in Trump's favor by Friday then?

   
   If not sooner, whenever the Germany box gets here. I think they might be delivering it be secure ship so that's why it's taking a while, but it should be any day now.
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10. 2020-11-17 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #150
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they sent the box by coyote
11. 2020-11-17 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #151
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ If not sooner, whenever the Germany box gets here. I think they might be delivering it be secure ship so that's why it's taking a while, but it should be any day now.

    
    Hmmm. That does sound patriotic.
12. 2020-11-17 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #152
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by POLECAT they sent the box by coyote

    
    That's smart. Probably so nobody tries to steal it. You've got me really intrigued by this Germany box; I can't wait to find out its contents.
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13. 2020-11-17 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #153
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    BREAKING NEWS: Speedy Parker has faxed me documents that show the Germany box contains Hillary's emails. It's over...
    
    The Republicans have won.
14. 2020-11-17 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #154
    

    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 That's awesome bro. The election results should be turned in Trump's favor by Friday then?

    
    You do realize what's involved with performing forensics analysis of the physical hardware and digital code...and how long that shit takes...right?
    
    Of course you don't. You're still working on the sophisticated intricacies of dressing yourself without adult supervision and repeatedly mixing up trying to get your underwear on your feet and your socks on your crotch.
15. 2020-11-17 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #155
    

    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by POLECAT they sent the box by coyote

    
    I'm Joey buttafucko and everyone knows a coyote isn't strong enough to carry a box.
16. 2020-11-17 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #156
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by joe biden You do realize what's involved with performing forensics analysis of the physical hardware and digital code…and how long that shit takes…right?
    
    Of course you don't. You're still working on the sophisticated intricacies of dressing yourself without adult supervision and repeatedly mixing up trying to get your underwear on your feet and your socks on your crotch.

    
    So they still have to do forensic analysis, but yet spectral already knows what the results are? That's pretty impressive.
17. 2020-11-17 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #157
    

    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ So they still have to do forensic analysis, but yet spectral already knows what the results are? That's pretty impressive.

    
    There's other nondestructive analysis that can be done that won't violate the integrity or chain of custody
18. 2020-11-17 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #158
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by joe biden There's other nondestructive analysis that can be done that won't violate the integrity or chain of custody

    
    But this IS the bombshell right? Like, absolute certainty that the results will be overturned and Trump will remain president? In your opinion, how long do you think it's going to take for the analysis to be completed and the election overturned?
19. 2020-11-17 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #159
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by mmQ That's smart. Probably so nobody tries to steal it. You've got me really intrigued by this Germany box; I can't wait to find out its contents.

    
    its taking a few days longer cuz the coyote is not accustom to such a wide river
20. 2020-11-17 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #160
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by POLECAT they sent the box by coyote

    
    Fast and low to the ground.