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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad would always tell me "treat people the way you want to be treated" when I was a kid

    shortly after he taught you how to masturbate ?
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Take ur time, don't live too fast
    Troubles will come & they will pass
    You'll find a woman that u love
    But never forget son, there is someone up above

    OooOoOooOH be a simple kind of man
    Be someone u can love & understand 😋❤️

    Futureman's morning alarm song.
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.



    Does this apply to Rump?
  4. #44
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The love of money is the root of all evil.



    Applies to Rump yet again.

    Damn, Speculum...you've become a good Democrat!
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Does this apply to Rump?

    It applies to you.

    Nice job on your first post of the day being about Trum.p , nobody saw that coming. I wonder what your last post from yesterday was about. Probably something completely unrelated to Trum.p, oh wait nope, it was also about him.

    I think it's safe to say you might have an unhealthy obsession.
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  6. #46
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    One of my dear sainted father's favorite sayings when someone or something just went too damn far was that they were "circumcising a gnat".
  7. #47
    "yer a long time dead"

    In relation to being lazy and not doing anything or putting things off.
  8. #48
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely'
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by itybit Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely'

    Kawkasians 23:14
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "If you cant remember, the claymore is pointed toward you."
  11. #51
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.10--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.-.----.---------------------.-.--------.----------------(b­anned) no one has ever set a claymore that didnt know 'this side towards enemy'

    its almost impossible to fuse it in the wrong direction. for a sane person, that is.

    what if theyre trying to kill their friends ?

    which side they use ?
  12. #52
    reading dilutes your soul.

    the more you read the less you are you.
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.10--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.-.----.---------------------.-.--------.----------------(b­anned) no one has ever set a claymore that didnt know 'this side towards enemy'

    its almost impossible to fuse it in the wrong direction. for a sane person, that is.

    The quote is to help people who set a claymore properly and then play the spinny game where they put their head on a baseball bat and run in a circle a bunch of times and get discombobulated and then are forced to walk back over to the area where they just set a claymore mine. Clearly.
  14. #54
    quotes are the last and onky refuge of those who cant say anything original.
  15. #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Never nail the bar doors shut after all the cows already got out.
  16. #56
    CandyRein Black Hole
    To make peace sometimes we must go to war ..
  17. #57
    CandyRein Black Hole
    If it walks like a duck.........
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I fits, I sits.
  19. #59
    CandyRein Black Hole
    When you do clownery the clown comes back to bite ..
  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Plays stupid games. They're easier to win.
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