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I want to buy an armored SUV

  1. #1
    All loaded with features and tinted. So that evil spirits do not climb in, and so as to not see the fuss out on the streets.

    Will the crescent moons and crosses help?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.----1-0-----10.-110.1011-----...-.-.----.---------------------.-.--------.----------------(b­anned) underwhelmed.

    it drives on a road slowly real well

    they need to make a video of how well it stands up to flying bullets, angry molotov cocktails, and a portland peaceful protest.

    other than that its just another SUV

    real men ride tactically clad horses.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.----1-0-----10.-110.1011-----...-.-.----.---------------------.-.--------.----------------(b­anned) underwhelmed.

    it drives on a road slowly real well

    they need to make a video of how well it stands up to flying bullets, angry molotov cocktails, and a portland peaceful protest.

    other than that its just another SUV

    And its not even armored.

  4. #4
    They bought an armored 97 chevy but were too scared to completely destroy anything other than the shooting hole covers in it.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.----1-0-----10.-110.1011-----...-.-.----.---------------------.-.--------.----------------(b­anned) gun ports

    mislocated ones, at that.

    gun ports in windows the way those were weaken the structural strength. theyre supposed to be in the actual 'door'…or anywhere other than the transparent armor.

    youre a pussy
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    kick rocks bitchboy
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    do it yourself
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    killdozer.mpg
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