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All I want for Christmas is a vaccine

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And anal sex with Carol Vorderman

    Discuss

    What do YOU want for Christmas?
  2. #2
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Don't trust her, she was flat as a pancake and looked like a Scottish librarian back in her countdown days, now she looks like this:


    She's had more work done than than Big Ben.
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well yea but you still would, right?
  4. #4
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Well yea but you still would, right?

    She's older than my ma, no way José.
  5. #5
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want three and a bill gates titty-tattoo
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by street_carp Don't trust her, she was flat as a pancake and looked like a Scottish librarian back in her countdown days, now she looks like this:


    She's had more work done than than Big Ben.

    whats wrong with looking scottish? I've never even heard of this lady before..
  7. #7
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats wrong with looking scottish? I've never even heard of this lady before..

    Scotland is borderline uninhabitable and the average Scottish 20 year old looks about 45.
  8. #8
    Bugz Space Nigga
    that last name sounds more German.

    but just like anywhere else I suppose her father wasn't a local
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by street_carp Scotland is borderline uninhabitable and the average Scottish 20 year old looks about 45.

    thats weird I never got that impression from scottish people, are you telling me the lady in the photo is around 20 years old? she looks about 45 or so maybe older
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think shes about 60

    It's her ass that does it for me



    I'd have her over Rachel Riley any day
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And she says it's natural, no implants just workouts

    Tits probably fake though
  12. #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Elbows look like shit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Elbows look like shit.

    Lol ok mrs elbow inspector
  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'll inspect all over ur elbows.
  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls I think shes about 60

    It's her ass that does it for me



    I'd have her over Rachel Riley any day

    Is that Stanford she's at?
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'll inspect all over ur elbows.

    Show me yours ill show you mine



    Originally posted by Bugz Is that Stanford she's at?

    Dunno
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Elbows look like shit.

    You sound jelly because she has nicer arms than you
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Who the hell is that lady though
  19. #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You sound jelly because she has nicer arms than you

    U ran in here anxious to quote me because I have nicer arms than u, gumby.
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Who the hell is that lady though

    She used to work on a gameshow here before this little hottie took over



    I'd still rather smash Carol
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