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Donald Duck orders a Big Mac from McDonalds

  1. 2020-11-09 at 3:30 AM UTC
    #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    idk

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  2. 2020-11-09 at 4:45 AM UTC
    #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh shit, free ducks? Sign me up for some freedom mr frog man.
  3. 2020-11-09 at 8:34 AM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One time, like 15 years ago, I went to a friend's place in downtown Vancouver and we all got drunk and took some ecstacy.

    Then one of my friends is like "yo, check this out", and he takes me into the other room, and there's a duck just chilling in the room.

    The ecstacy made it all a bit surreal straight from the start.

    They said they just found it in a park and took it home with them earlier that day.

    The next day, we all took public transit (buses, SkyTrain, all that shit) back out to Surrey with our duck in one of those open top fabric shopping bags.

    When we got to my place, all my friends passed out from our day drinking, but the duck wouldn't stop quacking all through the night.

    My landlords upstairs called me and asked me if I had a duck in my suite, and told me it was keeping them up.

    My friends somehow slept through it all.

    I had no choice but to take it outside myself and leave it near a small pond.

    The poor thing must have felt confused and lost as fuck.

    Moral of the story: ducks are fucking loud.
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  4. 2020-11-09 at 8:35 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They're also hella rapey from what I've heard.
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  5. 2020-11-09 at 8:37 AM UTC
    #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks They're also hella rapey from what I've heard.

    "I've heard"

    Show me on the doll where the duck touched you, gadzooks. This is a safe place.

  6. 2020-11-09 at 8:43 AM UTC
    #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Meikai "I've heard"

    Show me on the doll where the duck touched you, gadzooks. This is a safe place.


    In the duck's defense, it was pretty gentle with me and did quack sweet nothings into my ear.

    Plus I was kinda asking for it in the outfit I was wearing at the time.
  7. 2020-11-09 at 9:03 AM UTC
    #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks In the duck's defense, it was pretty gentle with me and did quack sweet nothings into my ear.

    Plus I was kinda asking for it in the outfit I was wearing at the time.

    You were drugged and vulnerable. The duck took advantage. You shouldn't let it get away with this.
  8. 2020-11-09 at 10:14 AM UTC
    #8
    street_carp African Astronaut
    The duck you get in Chinese restaurants is pretty good even though it's probably hedgehogs or something.
  9. 2020-11-09 at 3:04 PM UTC
    #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by gadzooks They're also hella rapey from what I've heard.

    them damn mascogy ducks are rapists' and faggots to the 10th degree
  10. 2020-11-09 at 3:08 PM UTC
    #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    One time I woke up to a travis scott meal and an ice coffee. Legalize HTS
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