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  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shoplifting is pathetic unless you're doing it for food/alcohol.

    People who do it for the thrill are sad as fuck and almost always a massive piece of shit.

    i do it for the thrill of getting drugs without having to pay for them
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Ghost i do it for the thrill of getting drugs without having to pay for them

    With alcohol?

    Alcoholics are chill. But teenagers stealing alcohol are not.
  3. #23
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you should run a scam with local high schoolers and fuck them over

  4. #24
    Originally posted by Zanick you should run a scam with local high schoolers and fuck them over

    You know it's funny that you mention that. I actually JUST fucked over a bunch of highschoolers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    horrible fucking creatures like them should be fucked horribly by horrible fucking creatures like Bill Krozby

  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd be no good at it, if some hot piece of ass offered me herself in exchange for letting her go I probably would.

    actually that would be the good thing to do you dirty old man.. but no seriously my second job when i was 17 was at heb and the piece of shit fatfuck that was doing the orientation asked what you would do if you saw a woman pocketing gurber baby (not an apricot ref) food, and it was obviously a trick question and I said I'd let it slide if thats all she is taking if thats really the case and not some bullshit question and the guy didn't like my honest answer. HEB has changed man..

    I've worked there twice and I've tried to get hired again but because of my legal history I hadn't been able to do it a third time because still dealing with my disposition. They all know me and if I can get back in it again I'd totally just work at heb to be honest.

    I might need to talk to Reynolds about this.
  7. #27
    Bugz Space Nigga
    One time we knew this girl who's mom owned a liquor store. she was also cute as fuck. I kind of miss the friendship of her but she had issues back then. anyways she would let us come in and walk out and then tell her mom it was stolen and then she would hook up in the car with us later. full car, 3 women 4 guys

    Of course there is one thing about this when it was happening and I was a ride along.. we were all in High school. it's a high school thing. not 30 year olds pulling this shit. OK maybe in college when you're not 21 yet. the 1970-80s it was called a "beer run". you grabbed the beer and ran out. or maybe this was a local east bay slang. Like Hella was decades back before it became national
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I worked the job for 10 years at K-Mart. It's one of the greatest jobs in the world. As long as you punch your card in and out and get your 40 hours in, nobody bothers you. Court appearances can be boring and monotonous. One drawback is you get at least one clown every couple of days who wants to go all out in the parking lot. After a few years, you end up with fractures in your hands, feet, knees, and elbows. Other than the physical demand, it's a really great job.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Bugz One time we knew this girl who's mom owned a liquor store. she was also cute as fuck. I kind of miss the friendship of her but she had issues back then. anyways she would let us come in and walk out and then tell her mom it was stolen and then she would hook up in the car with us later. full car, 3 women 4 guys

    Of course there is one thing about this when it was happening and I was a ride along.. we were all in High school. it's a high school thing. not 30 year olds pulling this shit. OK maybe in college when you're not 21 yet. the 1970-80s it was called a "beer run". you grabbed the beer and ran out. or maybe this was a local east bay slang. Like Hella was decades back before it became national

    Wait, you mean she'd MEET UP with you in the car? Like "Hey guys here I am"?

    Or you mean she'd HOOK UP with you in the car. As in, a 7 person orgy in the car.

    Because if it's the latter, I've seriously underestimated you.
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah. Stealing for fun is for pieces of shit living off daddys money like Bill Krozby

    lol i did it for fun and i did it because I wanted the expensive bottle of wine and the sushi so I did it for everything
  11. #31
    Stealing for fun is for pieces of shit living off daddys money like Bill Bill Krozbyby
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace With alcohol?

    Alcoholics are chill. But teenagers stealing alcohol are not.

    What the fuck are you talking about. I remember back in da day the kids would loot the ol local liquor store and bring the stolen goods to me in transaction for marijuana and I was always happy to support their crime.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Stealing for fun is for pieces of shit living off daddys money like Bill Bill Krozbyby

    what if you're doing it in a comical way? like i used to work at randalls in the fish department (randalls is a safeway) and I noticed the lp and I looked around capriciously and tucked a thing of horse radish in my jacket, we laughed about it later and ate some free shrimp.

    When I worked at quality seafood, the oldest seafood counter in texas, I ate probably like 40 dollars worth of yosters a night, shit was live fam and I guess thats considered stealing company time / assetts but I made sure and asked if I can quality control everything by tasting it and he said of course you can.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what if you're doing it in a comical way? like i used to work at randalls in the fish department (randalls is a safeway) and I noticed the lp and I looked around capriciously and tucked a thing of horse radish in my jacket, we laughed about it later and ate some free shrimp.

    When I worked at quality seafood, the oldest seafood counter in texas, I ate probably like 40 dollars worth of yosters a night, shit was live fam and I guess thats considered stealing company time / assetts but I made sure and asked if I can quality control everything by tasting it and he said of course you can.

    Didnt read
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Didnt read

    Thats what i thought chicken
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Didnt read

    give this kike the citizenship test
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