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2020-11-06 at 5:01 AM UTCI think I'd be pretty good at a job like that because I'm unassuming (not that I know what that word means) but I went into heb earlier and this guy was following me around and I just blew it off. But I went to walgreens to get some tumeric oil and the same guy was there and he was sweating really bad and eyeballing me. When I went up to the register I asked the lady if that guy behind me is loss prevention and she said yeah he is, and I said he's really bad at his job and the guy butted in and said I'm not loss prevention, then proceeded to walk to back room to talk to the manager. lol
I'd be more discreet, because you definitely get on someones radar if you're like gawking at them 30 feet away. You know when your spider senses tingle and you just turn around and someone is staring at you.
I'd just dress like a bum or something and pretend to be shopping not pretending to stare at the discount Halloween candy so obvious and kinda rude to be honest.
what a bunch of goons, must be a slow day for some of these guys, like why would you blow your cover like that?
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2020-11-06 at 6:12 AM UTCPeople who talk like this are usually preemz
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2020-11-06 at 9:11 AM UTCyeah this fuck was standing in line and then didnt go up to a cashier and he just starts shopping again and i'm like what the fuck dude
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2020-11-06 at 9:21 AM UTCpremium unlockable characters in the NIS mobile game
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2020-11-06 at 9:47 AM UTCThey are bitches if you just walk away they slowly follow you and call the cops like SIR SIR I am CALLING THE POLICE! They aren't allowed to tackle here so it can be fun. I don't want to be caught after breaking the law, I hate dealing with consequences to my actions so I run really fast and jump over fences.
The last guy that chased me didn't expect for me to run through traffic like frogger. I am just built different.
also fuck LP this is the only loss prevention I care about
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2020-11-06 at 1:28 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 1:29 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 1:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost They are bitches if you just walk away they slowly follow you and call the cops like SIR SIR I am CALLING THE POLICE! They aren't allowed to tackle here so it can be fun. I don't want to be caught after breaking the law, I hate dealing with consequences to my actions so I run really fast and jump over fences.
The last guy that chased me didn't expect for me to run through traffic like frogger. I am just built different.
also fuck LP this is the only loss prevention I care about
yeah I don't see the point in committing a crime like theft if you're not willing to run... I'm not a big theft/shop lifter guy but I have while krunk and in a giddy mood shoplifted just to see how if I could do it slickly, you know kinda like getting a kick out of it, like just getting a wild hair up my ass.
A few years ago after spending thanksgiving with my gf I drove back to my hood and went to heb to get some more booze and food and just grabbed a 100 dollar bottle of wine and some sushi and just walked out.
but yeah my point being is why be so obvious about it?
But yeah like six months ago I saw my old neighbor patrick and we went to heb and he needed to go back in for something and was taking too long so I went back outside to wait for him and they asked to see my receipt and I told them I'm cool I already paid for this I'm just waiting for my friend, and he told me he's asking for it because i went back into the store.. its like so? eventually the cops came but it was all good.
I don't think i look shady especially considering how I go to heb everyday and most everyone that works there knows who i am. oooooh weeeel. -
2020-11-06 at 1:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost They are bitches if you just walk away they slowly follow you and call the cops like SIR SIR I am CALLING THE POLICE! They aren't allowed to tackle here so it can be fun. I don't want to be caught after breaking the law, I hate dealing with consequences to my actions so I run really fast and jump over fences.
The last guy that chased me didn't expect for me to run through traffic like frogger. I am just built different.
also fuck LP this is the only loss prevention I care about
whats that sketch from? looks trippy -
2020-11-06 at 2:31 PM UTCevery time I used to take a stores entire stock of beedril and bundy they would hire the LP but then they would calm down right before I run out of drugs
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2020-11-06 at 2:50 PM UTCI'd be no good at it, if some hot piece of ass offered me herself in exchange for letting her go I probably would.
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2020-11-06 at 2:59 PM UTCShoplifting is pathetic unless you're doing it for food/alcohol.
People who do it for the thrill are sad as fuck and almost always a massive piece of shit. -
2020-11-06 at 3:04 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 3:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shoplifting is pathetic unless you're doing it for food/alcohol.
People who do it for the thrill are sad as fuck and almost always a massive piece of shit.
Quite the opposite, doing it for food and alcohol because you can't buy it yourself due to being such a loser is far more pathetic than stealing for the fun factor. -
2020-11-06 at 3:08 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 3:10 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 3:12 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace People with jobs still have to steal to survive sometimes. Or go into credit card debt. Or be homeless. As many here including yourself have experienced.
Or take a greyhound across country to get laid by a homeless HIV positive thot and then write an e-book about it?
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2020-11-06 at 3:16 PM UTC
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2020-11-06 at 3:18 PM UTC"or"
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