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Why Don't She Write?

2020-11-05 at 9:05 PM UTC
#21

MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

is it hot in here or is that just my raging erection
2020-11-05 at 9:05 PM UTC
#22

MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

These pickup lines will get you laid GUARANTEED
2020-11-05 at 9:06 PM UTC
#23

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Diddling your illegal Messican housekeeper doesn't count.
2020-11-05 at 9:06 PM UTC
#24

Meikai Heck This Schlong

Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace is it hot in here or is that just my raging erection

"Is that a gun in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? Better get on your knees if you don't want to find out."

Works every time.
2020-11-05 at 9:06 PM UTC
#25

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

You must have fallen out of a vending machine

Why?

Because you look like a snack!
2020-11-05 at 9:07 PM UTC
#26

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Originally posted by Meikai "Is that a gun in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? Better get on your knees if you don't want to find out."

Works every time.

On you it does.
2020-11-05 at 9:22 PM UTC
#27

Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've never needed pickup lines.

Me too, it’s usually the bitches who use pickup lines on me 😌
2020-11-05 at 9:22 PM UTC
#28

Technologist victim of incest

You wish😁
2020-11-05 at 9:26 PM UTC
#29

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by Grylls Me too, it’s usually the bitches who use pickup lines on me 😌

Yup...well till about 45 anyway...Now chicks just ask if I need help across the road.
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2020-11-05 at 9:27 PM UTC
#30

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

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meet her & gut her surreptitiously in an alleyway

keep her pineal gland & then you will report back
2020-11-05 at 9:29 PM UTC
#31

MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

Originally posted by Meikai "Is that a gun in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? Better get on your knees if you don't want to find out."

Works every time.

ITS A GUN HAHAHAHAA
2020-11-05 at 9:29 PM UTC
#32

Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup…well till about 45 anyway…Now chicks just ask if I need help across the road.

And help getting it up
2020-11-05 at 9:32 PM UTC
#33

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup…well till about 45 anyway…Now chicks just ask if I need help across the road.

Hey, Girl Scouts need to earn their merit badges too.
2020-11-05 at 9:33 PM UTC
#34

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

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you want to harm these women

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