2020-11-05 at 6:38 PM UTC
Earlier today I was perusing women on POF and ran into a profile with a heading daring you to send her your best pickup line. While her profile pics were not suggestive or sexual, they did definitely show the enormity of her breasts. While she lives on the other side of the state in Kansas City and I have no actual interest in her, I did decide to take her up on her challemge and sent her the following:
"If you're refusing to tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes, the least you could do is introduce us."
I still haven't heard from her.
Folks?
2020-11-05 at 6:53 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Either that shitty pickup line or because you have old balls
2020-11-05 at 8:43 PM UTC
>using pickup lines
>using a pickup line that essentially amounted to "hey nice tits slut"
>being confused why she hasn't responded
Ladies and gentleman, the male feminist who posted about voting Biden "for her".
2020-11-05 at 8:46 PM UTC
Apparently you missed the "a profile with a heading daring you to send her your best pickup line". Try to find your sense of humor, will you, Meikal.
2020-11-05 at 8:56 PM UTC
..and that was your best?
No wonder you spend your days fixing toilets.
2020-11-05 at 8:57 PM UTC
It was designed to be a corny pick up line.
Take some Mydol.
2020-11-05 at 8:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
Take some Mydol.
Truly a paragon of feminist values. Clearly a man who cares about women.
Despicable.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
You're just jealous because you don't have a better line.
Oh...and there's that whole Trump losing the election thingy too.
