2017-03-14 at 5:03 AM UTC
I had been drinking all day and finally got out of bed about an hour ago and made some coffee and my neighbor that is taking me to the titmouse/titmouse show pulled up with some fat titmouse dropping her off and she got out of the car talking on her titmouse phone and was like "yeah its not fucking titmouse" and I casually said under my breath (i was wearing titmouse shoes) watch your fucking titmouse fuck face and she punched me and i got coffee on me and it burnt really bad so i dropped the mug and shoved her up against the titmouse and she started screaming saying she isnt going to take me to the titmouse if i keep it up. I star petting my titmouse and right then
peewee the titmouse and my other titmouse turn the corner and she's like, are you guys alright? and titmouse is just staring us down and Im like hey whats up titmouse? and she's like thats not his titmouse, and i said, titmouse it is i named him over a titmouse ago, and she said thats my titmouse and i said titmouse he isn't he's a stray titmouse and even your titmouse says hes a titmouse cat.
20 minutes later i see her husband and I tell him what happened and he was like "yeah fuck her"
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2017-03-14 at 5:07 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
inb4 bill the cat post my shlong
2017-03-14 at 9:20 AM UTC
OP this thread modification technique of yours has potential but so far it has been shit
