My ass is larcerated :-(

1. 2020-11-01 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   so due to some shitty food i ate yesterday i had an ill timed episode of diarrhea this morning, and because i had to do it outside, away from my home bowl, in an un-moosleem-friemdly toilet, i had to use toilet rolls to wipe my ass clean,
   
   and as most of you already know, wiping an ass with toilet papers will never be as clean as washing it with water can, which means that there will be some trace amount of moist, sticky shit left behind around the asshole, and between ass cheeks.
   
   now the thing with this sticky thin film of shit was that it amplified the friction between the left cheek and the right cheek of my tight, hairless, asiatic ass and, and between it and my underpants as i sat on my racing bikes hard racing seat and rode it at a high and dangerous speed across town.
   
   so now the area around my brown ring is larcerated and it hurts.
   
   i wish i have hairy ass.
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2. 2020-11-01 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Just take a shower and quit messin around.
3. 2020-11-02 at 3:50 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   i did. it hurted more.
4. 2020-11-02 at 3:51 PM UTC

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   joe biden Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so due to some shitty food i ate yesterday i had an ill timed episode of diarrhea this morning, and because i had to do it outside, away from my home bowl, in an un-moosleem-friemdly toilet, i had to use toilet rolls to wipe my ass clean,
   
   and as most of you already know, wiping an ass with toilet papers will never be as clean as washing it with water can, which means that there will be some trace amount of moist, sticky shit left behind around the asshole, and between ass cheeks.
   
   now the thing with this sticky thin film of shit was that it amplified the friction between the left cheek and the right cheek of my tight, hairless, asiatic ass and, and between it and my underpants as i sat on my racing bikes hard racing seat and rode it at a high and dangerous speed across town.
   
   so now the area around my brown ring is larcerated and it hurts.
   
   i wish i have hairy ass.

   
   You need to hire a dirty mexican who's tongue you can use as toilet paper.
   
   Mexicans make the best bidets.
5. 2020-11-02 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Here ya go, asshole!
   
   
   
6. 2020-11-02 at 5 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i hope yo udie
7. 2020-11-02 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Does it remind you of childhood and visits to your Uncle?
8. 2020-11-02 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   joe biden Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by stl1 Here ya go, asshole!
   
   
   

   
   You know all about that shit because of your ruined asshole from an excess of fag sex.
9. 2020-11-02 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   post picture of your cock again
10. 2020-11-02 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S post picture of your cock again

    
    
11. 2020-11-02 at 10:08 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Here ya go, asshole!
    
    
    

    
    real men dont use asscare products.
12. 2020-11-04 at 12:16 AM UTC

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    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    Is this Tom Hanks?
    
    Also *Show pictures of your cock for the faggots* (non-homo sense)