Alright, state your name and power

1. 2020-11-03 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #1
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I am the Waffler
   
   With my griddle of justice I bash the enemy in the head
   
   OR
   
   I burn them like so
   
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2. 2020-11-03 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   I thought you were nacho libre..
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
3. 2020-11-03 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I'm Master Green Jeans
   
   and I can turn seeds into trees and I can get you high if you smoke my scissor scrapings
4. 2020-11-03 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #4
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

5. 2020-11-03 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #5
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
6. 2020-11-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I am fizzed dick nuts and my power is the ability to turn any material into any other material so i could turn your skin into diamonds or turn the air into jello
7. 2020-11-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #7
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   Last one lol
8. 2020-11-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
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   • MexicanMasterRace
9. 2020-11-03 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   i'm the crazy motherfucker & i literally act like it. my power is doing so without shame.
   
   
10. 2020-11-03 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #10
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai

    
    The only one who gets it.
11. 2020-11-03 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
12. 2020-11-03 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #12
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.----------2-----(b­anned) youre the cock goblin
    
    with your asshole of excessive dilation and colon quantum singularity you spontaneously suck the nutsack nectar out of every cock within ten light years

    
    I am the Waffler
13. 2020-11-03 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I am the Waffler

    
    Yeah you do waffle on about dumb shit.
14. 2020-11-03 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    i fuck niggers
15. 2020-11-03 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #15
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung i fuck niggers

    
    No you are The Waffler
16. 2020-11-03 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No you are The Waffler

    
    im the Waffler. Together, you and I are t
    protectors of Joe Biden.
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    • MexicanMasterRace
17. 2020-11-03 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Lets be honest, there's no way Trump even had a chance of winning this state anyway. I mostly went to vote for the tax act and vote against this Republican congressional district lady who has been mailing me flat out lies about the proposed tax act.
    
    Like damn the legislature is readily available online if you need proof your taxes wouldn't go up. I don't make 400k+ a year and don't see how the current flat tax in our state is at all fair. The act lowers most people's taxes.
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    • Zanick
18. 2020-11-03 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Lanny and my power is making alcohol vanish
19. 2020-11-03 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #19
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    me is mantis toboggan n il skeet n ur but
20. 2020-11-03 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Lanny and my power is making alcohol vanish

    
    Now watch as I transmute this Vermouth into the gayest drink you've ever seen!