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Why are people who join the military so retarded?

  1. #21
    netstat African Astronaut
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  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    yes in between the rape threats he is quite a delight. I have grown fond to his in depth descriptions of gay nigger homosexual rape.

    I chalk it up to the military culture though, those boys can get pretty rough out there on the ocean but I think things are calming down now that more women are joining the service
  3. #23
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.-3--------------(b­anned) not true. the military has 'class' and echelons just like the rest of the world…except the super-unachievers dont make it past boot camp.

    the retards and unachievers get low-skilled jobs where they have large amounts of supervision and can do very little damage if they fuck something up.

    the intelligent and high achievers get jobs with minimal supervision and critical job requirements…as well as jobs whos entirety of the job is supervising others, some of whom may be as smart and ambitious as they are.

    wealth is literally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

    - one rich-kid with a college degree wanted to get out but he annoyed his superiors so they wouldnt let him get a discharge even though his family was literally getting congressman/senators to call the chain of command. the result was the rich-kid was assigned to shit details…literally picking up trash on the base…while his compatriots were working in SKIFs and producing briefs for admirals and ultimately congress.
    - one kid was an uber-low rank with zero authority yet his family was rich and would sent 'presents' to him and his friends.
    - i knew personally a high ranking admiral who came from a piss-poor family with zero connection resources to business or elected officials, and literally didnt even have a high school diploma, but was intelligent and a uber-high achiever so he went from a shit-tier enlisted job to mulitple-star admiral.

    I'm not saying wealth impacts your standing once you're in the military, I'm saying wealth is big determining factor in who joins the military in the first place. Obviously it's not entirely poor kids, but poor kids have way more incentive to join up regardless of their level of intelligence. Acting like they're all stupid morons is classist af. More than a small minority of service members are "cool" or "smart", but §m£ÂgØL assumes they're all fucking stupid. Why? Because he's a middle class suburbanite who can't fathom the military being someone's best option.

    The rich white kids in the army? Anyone §m£ÂgØL knew growing up in the suburbs who joined the army? Yeah - probably bottom of the barrel intellects. It was the best they could do. A lot of the poor kids are only there so they can make the most of their lives though. Even average-to-smart poor folks have a ton of incentive to join, and §m£ÂgØL is too busy being a liberal elitist to recognize that.
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.3---------------(b­anned) there were tons of rich white…and asian…and indian…and iranian…kids in the military. they all had their reasons. parents 'made' them join, they wanted to get away from something (pregnant gf…parents…small shit town), adventure, etc. i knew one rich kid who intentionally joined at the bottom rung when his parents would have paid for his entirety of college but he wanted to do everything for himself without their help.

    there were a ton of poor kids whos sole purpose was to be in for the minimum amount of time to get their GI Bill then get out.

    A yes, joining the military because of an unintentional pregnancy - this clearly refutes that rich people generally join because they're stupid.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Meikai OT: Because smart people generally have better options.

    That said, this is a pretty classist line of thought. Your likelihood of joining the military is perhaps based on intelligence, but also wealth. There is a point of poverty where even incredibly intelligent and sensible people see the military as their best shot at a better life and living up to their potential. You're better than this §m£ÂgØL. Don't be classist.

    There is no situation in which serving evil is the better choice, sorry. I have more respect for ISIS than I do for an American soldier. At least the jihadists are defending their homeland and fighting for something they believe in. American soldiers fight for what, patriotism? Benefits that the government should've been providing anyway (like healthcare and an education)?

    Nah. You can get those things without the military. Most people do. It's not anybody's 'best chance' at anything unless you manage to get yourself on the record as mentally or physically disabled. Then it's pretty chill. You can just hang out in your wheelchair, talk to your shadow people, and sit back and have a beer. Fuck yeah.

    Ask not what you can do for your country, but ask what your country can do for you.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Whether I would make it out or not doesn't matter. I don't place my self worth on some flimsy machismo that flops flat on it's face the minute you accidentally dye a sock pink or whatever. If you sign up to be treated like this, you are retarded. If you sign up to be put in the face of danger 'for your country', you are retarded.

    The only honorable soldier is one who signs up out of defense of his family because his entire world is being threatened. I have no respect for imperialist scum who thinks cowering 600m away from an opponent behind a concrete wall is brave or heroic. The military is nothing more than a cult that brainwashes people into seeing other human beings as the enemy for reasons that have been made up by a rich elite who wouldn't dare send THEIR sons to go fight in some dust land on the other side of the planet.

    Anybody who falls for this propaganda is of course retarded.

    If it wasn't for those "retards" you wouldn't be able to call them "retards" with being shot while wearing a blindfold by more "retards".
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's largely been turned into a jobs program for people with no other options, at least at the lowest levels
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra it's largely been turned into a jobs program for people with no other options, at least at the lowest levels

    Is that how you see it?
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If it wasn't for those "retards" you wouldn't be able to call them "retards" with being shot while wearing a blindfold by more "retards".

    Who did those retards defend me from? Some dudes on the other side of the planet? Lmao. Military are nothing but worthless dregs. The world would function better without them
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Who did those retards defend me from? Some dudes on the other side of the planet? Lmao. Military are nothing but worthless dregs. The world would function better without them

    So you believe you could be free and secure in any nation without armed forces?
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you believe you could be free and secure in any nation without armed forces?

    Yep. We just need a world nation. It'll happen when we reach the cultural pinnacle of freedom of personhood. It's inevitable really. Science and logic will prevail over bigotry and hypocrisy because the bigots will always destroy themselves into smaller and smaller parts until they are nothing
  12. #32
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.-3--.----------------(b­anned) youre a literal faggot that purposely pursues a mans penis in your pooper. that is an inherent mental illness and disqualifies you from any and all rights of commenting on the manliest of vocations.

    the only topics youre permitted to provide your unintelligible commentary on are what your favorite panties are to wear, your preferential techniques for better providing oral pleasure to the actual males who so generously provide your facial fuckhole with their creamy goodness, and the best kegel routines you train with.

    if this were sparta you would have been tossed out of the city at birth and fed to the wild animals. you wouldnt even have had the opportunity to grow up to discover how much your mentally defective self enjoyed having mens cocks crammed into your cavernous crapper.

    you dirty faggot s­hitskin. its an affront to the universe that you exist. you better flee to guatamala because when whitey is no longer amused with this s­hitskin acting out, at the hands of the kikes, all of you are going to find yourselves larping as christmas tree ornaments and bake sale specialties.

    kill yourself and save the rope for a more deserving nigger
  13. #33
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yep. We just need a world nation. It'll happen when we reach the cultural pinnacle of freedom of personhood. It's inevitable really. Science and logic will prevail over bigotry and hypocrisy because the bigots will always destroy themselves into smaller and smaller parts until they are nothing

    ngl one world government is an inevitability and it's not a bad thing, despite what the loony alt-right conspiracy theorists think.
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  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai ngl one world government is an inevitability and it's not a bad thing, despite what the loony alt-right conspiracy theorists think.

    God prevented it once, he will do it again, seems he already did by installing Trump as president.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yep. We just need a world nation. It'll happen when we reach the cultural pinnacle of freedom of personhood. It's inevitable really. Science and logic will prevail over bigotry and hypocrisy because the bigots will always destroy themselves into smaller and smaller parts until they are nothing

    No one power could represent and serve the needs of every culture. Plus that one nation would have to have armed forces to prevent a revolution.
  16. #36
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Erekshun God prevented it once, he will do it again, seems he already did by installing Trump as president.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No one power could represent and serve the needs of every culture.

    No one power could represent and serve the needs of every individual person. That kind of thing hasn't stopped us from adopting any other size or scale of government. One world government is as inevitable as the city state was when all we had were tribes, and is inevitable as the nation state was when all we had were city states.

    You're both regressive conservative idiots, and once again will find yourselves on the wrong side of history.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Meikai No one power could represent and serve the needs of every individual person. That kind of thing hasn't stopped us from adopting any other size or scale of government. One world government is as inevitable as the city state was when all we had were tribes, and is inevitable as the nation state was when all we had were city states.

    You're both regressive conservative idiots, and once again will find yourselves on the wrong side of history.

    None of those changes took place without armed conflict. Not even your dystopian vision of a world could exist without armed forces.
  18. #38
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker None of those changes took place without armed conflict. Not even your dystopian vision of a world could exist without armed forces.

    The one world government will certainly defend itself from violent terrorists who try to impede the inevitable progress of humanity, sure. Are you saying you agree with terrorism? It's actually a utopian vision of the world and it could exist without violence were it not for people like you.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Meikai ngl one world government is an inevitability and it's not a bad thing, despite what the loony alt-right conspiracy theorists think.

    Yep. We'll start to see more and more nations join together for power while retaining their individualistic identities. Like the EU, or East Africa which is actually set to form next year. It's inevitable. Just takes the hegemony to fall for nations to be split up into smaller states that will seek to form unions like this.

    Rome fell? Hello Europe. Hello EU.

    Splitting up the Ottoman Empire? Hello Middle East. Hello Arab League.

    It won't be in our life times most likely. The stumble of civilization takes centuries, not years. But eventually countries like the USA, Russia, and China will fall into many smaller states.

    I mean shit. We already have the UN. There is power in numbers. Yeah, the UN has kind of a small dick and doesn't really do much, but as a platform for geopolitical discussion it has been world changing. Think of it. For all of human history, all the nations of the world have never been able to get in one place and talk. Now they can. It runs all the time. It's not some summit at some lord's castle. We're connected to the world at all times and we generally know what every other nation is doing.

    Star Trek is inevitable.
  20. #40
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Star Trek is inevitable.

    someday you'll realise that warhammer 40k is a much more realistic future than star trek
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