Selling individual elbows of macaroni on ebay

1. 2017-03-13 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I figure I can buy a standard box of cheap elbow macaroni for $2-3 which I'm guessing has roughly 1,000 elbows in there, and sell each elbow for 1 cent which to the buyer will sound like a hell of a deal, "ONE CENT FOR A WHOLE ELBOW!". I'll throw in some bulk discounts like buy 500 elbows get 10 free or something, just to really set the hook. BAM. That's at least $7 profit and that's assuming there's only 1,000 elbows, if I go to Sam's club or some bulk warehouse I could probably buy like 10,000,000 elbows for the rate of like $0.001 each and then sell them for $0.01 each making 1000% profit on each elbow that I sell.
2. 2017-03-13 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll take Zen
3. 2017-03-13 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Macaroni elbow
4. 2017-03-13 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Macaroni elbow

   
   Thank you.
5. 2017-03-13 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I don't fucking know.
6. 2017-03-13 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bloody yanks