I have loved 3 women in my life

1. 2016-09-25 at 9:19 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One of them I havent seen since I was in second grade.
   
   One of them is dead.
   
   One of them is sleeping in the next room.
   
   Lets hope this one works out.
2. 2016-09-25 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Congratulations! The last woman I loved before I met my wife is dead too. Wrapped herself around a tree. Steer clear of any trees and you'll be fine!
3. 2016-09-25 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   There once was a girl who i am pretty sure had a crush on me at some point but she ended up murdered.
4. 2016-09-25 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What is it with us niggas and dead chicks?
5. 2016-09-25 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Men of our caliber can love many women. Every time I'm in an LTR I do this but replace the lyrics with girlfriends.
   
   
   
   "WHY JUST ONE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM?..WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE FOUR!!, WHY JUST ONE JELLY DONUT?, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE FOUR!!, WHY JUST TWO GIRLS TO FUCK WITH?.. YOU'D BE MUCH COOLER WITH FOUR!!
   
   
   
   [SIZE=14px][FONT=arial]"I've heard men say so often they could love their wives, alone But I think that such foolish men must have hearts made of stone Now, my heart is made of softer stuff, it melts at each warm glance A pretty girl can't look my way without a new romance"[/FONT][/SIZE]