My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call

1. 2020-10-25 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep You have passed the Dungeon's Wizard task of the Stranger Danger.sn'
   
   As your prize you get to ride in the back of my van which is also full of candy *cough*and a shovel* ahem, anyways, Get in, now please. & I would appreciate if you put a mask on, I wear this ski mask all the time, even before COVID.
   
   *Van door slams shut*

   
   ur random
2. 2020-10-25 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls These chinks are strange
   
   She calls it food porn
   
   Is this actually a thing?

   
   maybe she's recording you for friends and they're laughing you're a fat westerner and they love to make jokes about your squishy cheacks?
3. 2020-10-25 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep food porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
   
   
   I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
   
   Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do.

   
   Get outta here ya Fucking Square
   
   -in a New Jersey Voice