Every old person I talk to assumes i'm getting the covid vaccine, they don't even ask me they just say "When you get the vaccine.." etc.
Little do they know I don't believe in that shit. I want to live in a world where you aren't allowed anywhere unless you have your vaccination papers and the government has to chase me down for public health and safety and I take some hostages in a final stand and get away with everything scott free because I have mental health issues.
it's gonna be great
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