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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, I just remembered one way to actually take an orgasm to the next level...

    Poppers.

    AKA: Amyl nitrate.



    Take a fat sniff right before you nut...

    It's off the damn chain.

    I haven't even done that stuff in nearly 20 years, but it definitely intensifies shit.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai I knew a guy who tried it with candle wax once…

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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra unless it's a burly amazon sticking her fingers in

    Actually, that too.

    The prostate is the male g spot.

    And if she's a burly Amazon... I'm prolly finna nut in under 30 seconds flat.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    I'm about half way through.

    Still listening.

    I remember after seeing the movie Fight Club, everyone was recommending Chuck Palahniuk stories, but I never got around to checking any of them out.

    This is great though.
  5. Originally posted by gadzooks Actually, that too.

    The prostate is the male g spot.

    And if she's a burly Amazon… I'm prolly finna nut in under 30 seconds flat.

    Yep.

    Dudes who haven't been dicked haven't had a real orgasm.

    Might as well be virgins

    Call it gay but every dude has a prostate.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo ^literally catfished an at risk youth with substance abuse issues from a poor socioeconomic background to come to his big city before pulling his massive hammer out on him and moulding his impressionable sexuality as he saw fit

    Sometimes my own posts give me a boner
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head

  8. Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head thats a lot of extra steps for very little reward

    You haven't tried it. The reward is phenomenal. Like the difference between a sober cum and a dph and weed cum.

    Now use a dildo on dph and weed? Heaven. Ask hts
  9. Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Is it really though. Everything feels good on drugs

    Zyou zxaid it zxont haha rattoxrr
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  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm pretty sure cavemen were drawing ass and titties on cave walls like many Millenia ago.
    😂😂😂🤣
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Maybe if we smashed the glass ceiling women wouldn't have to resort to sex work.

    i hope this is sarcasm
  12. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, I just remembered one way to actually take an orgasm to the next level…

    Poppers.

    AKA: Amyl nitrate.



    Take a fat sniff right before you nut…

    It's off the damn chain.

    I haven't even done that stuff in nearly 20 years, but it definitely intensifies shit.

    know any vendors? i been on the lookout.
  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head You just hate women

    no, i just understand women and their motives
  14. Originally posted by cigreting no, i just understand women and their motives

    That's what everyone who hates women says.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kev know any vendors? i been on the lookout.

    I haven't done it in like 15 or so years.

    Back then it was available at a lot of local sex shops.
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's what everyone who hates women says.

    Thats what fags who are insecure say
  17. Originally posted by cigreting Thats what fags who are insecure say

    Mhmmm. Good luck with your sexual hangups.
  18. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Mhmmm. Good luck with your sexual hangups.

    good luck getting pregnant by taking it up the ass.

    you fucking freak.
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  19. Originally posted by Kev good luck getting pregnant by taking it up the ass.

    you fucking freak.

    Yawn
  20. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yawn

    While that mouth is open...
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