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Who's going to die next
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2020-10-22 at 6:32 AM UTCWell I have money and wheels, death will be creeping me, cuz I make bad choices.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-22 at 3:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol have you read the bible's depiction of angels?
Its horrifying.
Pretty sure whoever wrote the bible had ergot poisoning
If this is what you think of when someone says the word cherub, you're a pansy ass little bitch.
Cherubs are fucking hardcore. They're 4-6 winged chimeras with 4 heads (3 of which belong to animals), animal bodies, and cloven hooves.
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2020-10-22 at 3:27 PM UTCYeah, I get why people in the 1300s, before modern religious depiction, were so fucking terrified of all things holy. You better damn well worship the multi winged, multi faced beasts in the bible. I remember angels are noted as always moving forward and never turning their body, but somehow getting where they need to go.
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2020-10-22 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai If this is what you think of when someone says the word cherub, you're a pansy ass little bitch.
Cherubs are fucking hardcore. They're 4-6 winged chimeras with 4 heads (3 of which belong to animals), animal bodies, and cloven hooves.
Fuck, the bible is seriously metal.
Um neither the pansy one or the metal hardcore one exists... -
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2020-10-22 at 6:27 PM UTCsomeone's mom?
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2020-10-22 at 7:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head I just remember the part when they tried to gang fuck some angels
That passage is one of my favorites.
Possibly my favorite bible story of all though is when the two sisters get their dad drunk and rape him so they can get knocked up.And the first-born said unto the younger: 'Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth.
Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.'
And they made their father drink wine that night. And the first-born went in, and lay with her father; and he knew not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
And it came to pass on the morrow, that the first-born said unto the younger: 'Behold, I lay yesternight with my father. Let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.'
And they made their father drink wine that night also. And the younger arose, and lay with him; and he knew not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
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2020-10-22 at 7:16 PM UTCOh shit I just realized that father in that passage is the same dude trynna ward off the rapey Sodomites.
I think immediately after where your passage left off, he tries to offer his daughters up to the rape gang to take the place of the angels, but the Sodomites have no interest in raping women, just male angels.
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2020-10-22 at 7:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai Probably none of the above tbh. I think it'll be SpectraL or stl1 or speedy parker (why do all their names start with "s"). One of the old timers is gonna get the covid.
My body is immune to coronaviruses and all other diseases. I've never had to see a doctor in my entire life, and I've never had to get a prescription either. My immune system is so strong that even the Bubonic Plague wouldn't make a dent in it. -
2020-10-23 at 4:22 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-23 at 7:17 PM UTC§m£ÂgØL will be the next one to pass away.
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