Eugenically desirable traits in a woman

1. 2020-10-20 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #21
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've been with all kinds of girls but something I can't get behind is bad breath / dirty teeth. My daughters mom is moving here to austin but where she lived where I met her, I went to "ho down" with her for our bdays and there were some girls that looked bangable but when they opened there mouth I couldn't stand the bad teeth. Like this girl and her mother both had really horrible teeth and I couldn't do anything except stare at their mouth while they were talking to me.
   
   They were like why are you so skimpy?! soooo skimpy?! because Im not a fat redneck, I was like why do you both have really dirty teeth? And my daughters mom got really pissed about it. unbelievable .

   
   My breath gets smelly sometimes, I just use mouthwash and chew gum to keep it right. It's a pretty simple problem to fix.
2. 2020-10-20 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.---.-.-.-.-.-.--.----.----.-.-.-.------.-.-.-.--.-.----.-.----------(b­anned) i can 'taste' my own breath and thats why every time i eat something i swish my mouth out with distilled water.
   
   ive known chicks who dont grasp the basic concept of oral hygiene but fortunately for me ive never been romantically involved with one. luckily i find the OCD ones who have their dentists on speed dial and carry teeth-whitening implants in their purses.

   
   you can taste your own breath probably because your throat is decaying from all the semen you've drank over the years.
3. 2020-10-21 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   ewegenics
4. 2020-10-21 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #24
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee wide childbearing hips and a pleasant disposition

   
   Lol
5. 2020-10-21 at 8 AM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
   Take notes.

   
   I bet shorty on the right can ride a mean dick after a couple cocktails.
6. 2020-10-21 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #26
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by gadzooks I bet shorty on the right can ride a mean dick after a couple cocktails.

   
   Shut the fuck up idiot.
7. 2020-10-21 at 9:17 AM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up idiot.

   
   It's great to see that you're evolving and finding more inventive ways to metaphorically suck my dick.
   
   I don't think I've ever seen you string those exact five words together to insult someone.
8. 2020-10-21 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #28
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by gadzooks It's great to see that you're evolving and finding more inventive ways to metaphorically suck my dick.
   
   I don't think I've ever seen you string those exact five words together to insult someone.

   
   Shut the fuck up idiot.
9. 2020-10-21 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up idiot.

   
   Ur brain is tiny and ur pp's tinier.
   
   Say "shut the fuck up idiot" everytime you agree with that statement.
10. 2020-10-21 at 11:44 AM UTC

    #30
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by gadzooks Ur brain is tiny and ur pp's tinier.
    
    Say "shut the fuck up idiot" everytime you agree with that statement.

    
    Shut the fuck up moron.
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11. 2020-10-21 at 11:44 AM UTC

    #31
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up idiot.

    
    You're an honest man.
    
    I'll give you that much.
12. 2020-10-21 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #32
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by gadzooks You're an honest man.
    
    I'll give you that much.

    
    Shut the fuck up idiot.
13. 2020-10-21 at 11:46 AM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lmao you did a ninja edit.
    
    I caught it though because my brain is objectively bigger and therefore faster.
    
    Ur brain is slow.
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14. 2020-10-21 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #34
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by gadzooks Lmao you did a ninja edit.
    
    I caught it though because my brain is objectively bigger and therefore faster.
    
    Ur brain is slow.

    
    What a liar^
    
    Obviously mad I thwarted him
    
    Shut up idiot.
15. 2020-10-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
    Take notes.

    
    Holy shit, Mexicans really are the master race!
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    • ORACLE
16. 2020-10-21 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Letting you fuck their hot friends is a pretty desirable trait
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