bad jokes

1. 2020-10-20 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   why do they call me trader joe?
   cause im the elite spiceee dealer z0mg
   
   what support group does the italian go to?
   A! A!
   
   why do you want to be polite around the german cholesterol patient?
   you dont want to inSALT him
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   • cigreting, 
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2. 2020-10-20 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   2 pretzels were walking down the street when one of them was aSALTed
   
   2 ions were walking down the street when one said "I think I lost an electron" the other said "are you positive?"
3. 2020-10-20 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'm glad you have been enjoying the forum lately, Joe. I know that you care a lot of when that great deal happens stance upon an entirety, something like an notion fort pon euphoria. Euphoria upon the decree for the respect towards an damage or loss. Though, Loss is moreso about an Identification Upon Two Seperate Plates Towards The Unders844d40TP start.run What does it mean when one decides that they have finantiated towards their final decree of opinion? What is a movement, What is a forum? What, is a number? A number is like a value without the orientation towards other people's who are not afraid for or towards the scent of cold-death. Ultra.totse
4. 2020-10-20 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash I'm glad you have been enjoying the forum lately, Joe. I know that you care a lot of when that great deal happens stance upon an entirety, something like an notion fort pon euphoria. Euphoria upon the decree for the respect towards an damage or loss. Though, Loss is moreso about an Identification Upon Two Seperate Plates Towards The Unders844d40TP start.run What does it mean when one decides that they have finantiated towards their final decree of opinion? What is a movement, What is a forum? What, is a number? A number is like a value without the orientation towards other people's who are not afraid for or towards the scent of cold-death. Ultra.totse

   
   I was semifollowing until everything after the "damage or loss" sentence. thats when you spudplunged devolved into nonsensory nonsense
   aka incorporeal corpus cavernous dumb dumb speak
5. 2020-10-20 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #5
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Why did the peanuts get in a fight?
   
   Because they were assaulted first.
6. 2020-10-20 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Why are are Krozdogs so bad for you?
   
   Because Kroz sexually aSALTs anyone in proximity to him over and over again, and forces them to suck his dick until they are screaming and crying then sells their childhood gameboy color for meth
7. 2020-10-20 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   pls everyone stop with the shitty salt puns you're better than this
8. 2020-10-20 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #8
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dissociator why do they call me trader joe?
   cause im the elite spiceee dealer z0mg
   
   what support group does the italian go to?
   A! A!
   
   why do you want to be polite around the german cholesterol patient?
   you dont want to inSALT him

   
   LOL
9. 2020-10-20 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #9
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   gryls gramp dictate gud
10. 2020-10-21 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    What is coughgel bundys favorite band?
    
    
    
    
    The spice girls
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