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Bringing back 56k internet

  1. #1
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    How feasible would it be to create a new and independent internet run entirely by the people.
    We could start out simple with something between 56k and 100k speeds with websites that resemble the internet of the 90s and 00s.
    It would be so fucking glorious.
  2. #2
    Bugz Space Nigga
    they called it NirvanaNet

    it was a novelty of amusement. text based games like playing remote chess. you move, come back the next day to see what the oponite move was.

    for BBS messaging like this board, it was ok. but downloading files through sequential ARPANET files is hilariously a waiting game.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    How about you just go get a job and support yourself in 2020 instead of living in a trash house on your mom's dime surrounded by a bunch of antique televisions and cum rags.

    Im sure your mom loves having you be a burden and a failure.
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  4. #4
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats How about you just go get a job and support yourself in 2020 instead of living in a trash house on your mom's dime surrounded by a bunch of antique televisions and cum rags.

    Im sure your mom loves having you be a burden and a failure.

    Sounds like you're jealous
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sounds like you're a cock nose

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  6. #6
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]


    Just use Chrome Developer Tools.

    https://css-tricks.com/throttling-the-network/
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  7. #7
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting

    Just use Chrome Developer Tools.

    https://css-tricks.com/throttling-the-network/

    wouldnt he use telnet to dial in. html doesn't seem like it would run very fluidly
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  8. #8
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz wouldnt he use telnet to dial in. html doesn't seem like it would run very fluidly

    Dial-up, text only.

    I can just picture Hiki throwing on his VR headset while his 56k modem is connecting, thinking "alright, here we go...".
  10. #10
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    You can't start an independent internet on your own.
    Who would you share CP with?
  11. #11
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Dial-up, text only.

    I can just picture Hiki throwing on his VR headset while his 56k modem is connecting thinking "alright, here we go…".

    Dial-up optimized VR social experiences would be fucking awesome.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal How feasible would it be to create a new and independent internet run entirely by the people.
    We could start out simple with something between 56k and 100k speeds with websites that resemble the internet of the 90s and 00s.
    It would be so fucking glorious.

    I dont know I'll have to ask my dad how to do that considering he worked for amd, so you he would know whats up.
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  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats How about you just go get a job and support yourself in 2020 instead of living in a trash house on your mom's dime surrounded by a bunch of antique televisions and cum rags.

    Im sure your mom loves having you be a burden and a failure.

    birds of a feather..
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    OP is very unintelligent, lacks self awareness and is essentially divorced from reality.

    56k would make your posts less frequent. I support your endeavour
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  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Dial-up, text only.

    I can just picture Hiki throwing on his VR headset while his 56k modem is connecting, thinking "alright, here we go…".

    No, actually there is telnet to log in. but there is some ACSII or ANSI visuals with old school pixel display some of the art was hilarious the programs like WWIV or Wildcat BBS is what he needs on the receiving end. everyone would use telnet and maybe a beefed up version of WWIV Host on the receiving end. you can then just copy parts of installer codes and paste them one at a time in a thread dedicated to the EXE file you save it in.

    each reply is the next batch of code info. some is legal and some is proprety ? unless its just an install exe to download by a modern cloud server.

    Im spaced out right now. this is how we did it. one computer to the next and hoping no one has to pay toll. I never tried a cell phone for dialing into a BBS. I mean, why am I adding onto this. Dude, We have cell phones and tablets today. there are BBS emulators if you want to go all retro-hipster and do this. you're going to be monitored if youre doing retarded shit

    this is where I stop posting and call OPie a faggot. non homosexual-variety if that's such a thing.


    To OPie not reply user
  16. #16
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby birds of a feather..

    Stop using my vernacular
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Stop using my vernacular

    the only vernacular you have is up your butt
  18. #18
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
  19. #19
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the only vernacular you have is up your butt

    Projecting again, I see.
  20. #20
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut



    °sniffu° °sniffu°
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