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51 Ways to Make the World Less Hostile to Fat People

  1. #41
    Originally posted by CASPER When youre depressed as fuck, the last thing you want to do is spend 35 min chopping and blanching vegetables n shit.

    That's true, when I'm depressed I don't want to eat anything...even better.
  2. #42
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah in fact ive been so tired some nights out of the week i just walk in the door and go to sleep without eating. But then just eat whatevers on the cou ter in the morning.


    Point being that its hard to eat healthy, especially when you feel like shit, especially when your physiology is tuned to crave certain types of calories, and especially especially if the onky joy you get out of life is shoving shit in your facehole. There are more options now, but even the conventional “healthy” options at the store have 3x the salt or sugar of normal shit.

    i try to eat at least one meal a day just something that looks really unappealing to me. Food should just be another thing we do. It shouldnt be a treat or reward.
  3. #43
    Fat people and tiredness goes hand in hand...15 mins on the treadmill will wake you up and then you'd have the energy to cut some carrots up for a healthy treat.

    It's a catch 22 situation for fatties...the fatter they get the lazier/tireder they get...too tired to exercise etc.

    Of course for fatties it should be doubled to a catch 44.
  4. #44
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That sounds suspiciously like one of those “a runners high is better than heroin” or “this chocolate cake is better than sex”- things.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    Originally posted by CASPER That sounds suspiciously like one of those “a runners high is better than heroin” or “this chocolate cake is better than sex”- things.


    Denial....sounds a bit like Dinner
  6. #46
    Here was my lunch...

    Cost $1.08 from the 99 cent store.
    5 mins is Ye olde microwave
    Healthy, nutritious, fast and lgbtq compliant.

    Boom nigga, FUCKING BOOM.




    Power bowl to power my bowels.

    Even in an Eco friendly cardboard bowl rather than filthy plastic.
  7. #47
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The average man runs at 8mph. The average woman runs at 6.5mph. The average fat man runs at 2mph. The average fat lady runs at 0.8mph.

    source
  8. #48
    Fat people don't run...false.
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fat people don't run…false.

    I mean if they have to. Like if they're being chased by a very hungry cannibal.
  10. #50
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Stay away from Health Side Effects in Ordination with Who you are And, Where you Are Going?
  11. #51
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I mean if they have to. Like if they're being chased by a very hungry cannibal.

    Spec

    did you just randomly pull a figure from your ass or just recall because your memory is just that great but not great enough to release the 9/11 Manifesto of TOTSE and friends
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here was my lunch…

    Cost $1.08 from the 99 cent store.
    5 mins is Ye olde microwave
    Healthy, nutritious, fast and lgbtq compliant.

    Boom nigga, FUCKING BOOM.




    Power bowl to power my bowels.

    Even in an Eco friendly cardboard bowl rather than filthy plastic.

    You need to step up your game big bromo if you go to heb just get the easzy fresh coockable dinners like the double beat loaf with fresh brocalli and potatoes.
  13. #53
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fat people and tiredness goes hand in hand…15 mins on the treadmill will wake you up and then you'd have the energy to cut some carrots up for a healthy treat.

    It's a catch 22 situation for fatties…the fatter they get the lazier/tireder they get…too tired to exercise etc.

    Of course for fatties it should be doubled to a catch 44.

    actually some fat people aren't as nearly as tired as skinny people sometimes, my ex gf was a chubber but she would sheak that body for me and worked a lot more than me, because she wasn't jaded as me.

    just look at orson weels

    but yeah exercise helps, she's just lazy in a different way, like I can cycle all around town and drink brews but she can't even drink one but because she drives sober in her car



  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bugz Spec

    did you just randomly pull a figure from your ass or just recall because your memory is just that great but not great enough to release the 9/11 Manifesto of TOTSE and friends

    I've done real-time trials.
  15. #55
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I mean if they have to. Like if they're being chased by a very hungry cannibal.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've done real-time trials.

    you mean you're secretly a member of a cannibal cult and chase fat women and time their speed?
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here was my lunch…

    Cost $1.08 from the 99 cent store.
    5 mins is Ye olde microwave
    Healthy, nutritious, fast and lgbtq compliant.

    Boom nigga, FUCKING BOOM.




    Power bowl to power my bowels.

    Even in an Eco friendly cardboard bowl rather than filthy plastic.

    actual product has lower vege density.
  17. #57
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny actual product has lower vege density.

    do u enjoy a power bowl, vinny?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by CASPER When youre depressed as fuck, the last thing you want to do is spend 35 min chopping and blanching vegetables n shit. I ate so much shit just from depression. Even when i wasnt really hungry, i just got usef to eating constantly more the little energy spike you get. Your body signals what you need, and in their case its all kinds of fucked up.

    Right now sugar just grosses me out. Idk why. But i crave greens and fats, fish, protein. I got 7 lb salmon a couple weeks ago n finished it in 5 days. But most of the time i dont have the energy to do any of that shit, so either im eating frozen food, a bunch of snack food bullshit, or picking up something on the way home. As much as id like to eat mediterranean food every night, i dont have $20 a day to eat out.

    Post ingestive feedback nigga

    Your body craves what it wants
  19. #59
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The average man runs at 8mph. The average woman runs at 6.5mph. The average fat man runs at 2mph. The average fat lady runs at 0.8mph.

    Yeah, but they roll much faster.
  20. #60
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by blackbird Yeah, but they roll much faster.

    1."wat"
    wot.
    =\WA~t.

    /tmp
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