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Fona © 10-9-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning.
    I woke up at 3:45 so I could get to work by 5 but I wasn't even done stretching enough to get out of bed until 5:20.
    I am no morning person at all.
    Well fuck it anyways cuz it is Friday and if I went in at 5am Id just be tired that much sooner.
    I am hoping today goes by without any problems.
    My goal for the weekend is to get the rest of my stuff moved from the old apartment.
    My other goal is to play Rising Storm 2.

    I have to go get ready for work guys. I still don't want to be late like usual.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    May God Bless You each and every day, youngster.
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung May God Bless You each and every day, youngster.

    You more!
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got here 8 minutes early!
    Not quite the 2 hours early I was going for but at least im not late.
  5. #5
    How does it take you two hours to get to work
  6. #6
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How does it take you two hours to get to work

    I mean don't you two both live on the some prairie? It's pretty big and flat.
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You've becone quite the responsible young man with an apartment and a wife- bravo.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I mean don't you two both live on the some prairie? It's pretty big and flat.

    No, the praries are out west which is where I'm from. The canadian and american biomes only slightly intersect, the border is pretty natural actually. Even the animals have always thought of those american eagles and rattlesnakes down south as a bunch of hot heads, and I don't think the indians ever got along.

    I live in what as known as the "Canadian Shield" because it's the largest natural forest in the entire world covering half of North America and most of Canada. This is not my natural habitat though and I feel somewhat out of place here because I am from the Rocky Mountains and I grew up climbing mountains and chilling in the praries and mustard fields.

    It's quite a sight for me to see the great lakes, New York, niagara falls and the forests and shit. My next plan is to see the Hudsons Bay

  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How does it take you two hours to get to work

    I spend most of my morning laying in bed stretching and listening to all my joints pop and crack.
    Then i take a shit big enough to fill a grocery bag.
  10. #10
    I used to smoke crack as soon as I woke up for work it would make the mornings a lot less horrible
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I used to smoke crack as soon as I woke up for work it would make the mornings a lot less horrible

    Most people work so they can smoke crack.
  12. #12
    I had lots of money and I was hanging out with a friend that wanted to sell crack and I was like hey man i'll help you out and be your first customer and I bought it all. I don't even do crack it's not my scene and I don't know people that do it, I couldn't give it away if I tried.
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