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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung sorry to hear that, Casper.

    Thx bud. Early workout?
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE I'll cum in your ass if you want.

    Only if you felch it out and spit it in some steaming broth like forbidden chinese egg drop soup
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Only if you felch it out and spit it in some steaming broth like forbidden chinese egg drop soup

    Okay but forbidden broth go only into your mouth
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Thx bud. Early workout?

    yea. and i fell asleep at 7 last night.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Early to bed and early to rise is a good habit
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I miss getting high early in the morning. Air is all nice and crisp and fresh. And the quiet, Can have some breakfast, nod out watching the sunset then go right back to sleep.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    getting high as the world wakes the fuck up
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    When I rented a room in downtown i loved just posting up by the window with a table full of drugs and eating a breakfast bowl with chicken caprese sausage. Just get reaaaall nice n watch the light peek out from between all the dark buildings like a cardboard cutout.
  9. Originally posted by CASPER When I rented a room in downtown i loved just posting up by the window with a table full of drugs and eating a breakfast bowl with chicken caprese sausage. Just get reaaaall nice n watch the light peek out from between all the dark buildings like a cardboard cutout.

    Ok Tex Murphy.
  10. Originally posted by CASPER Woke up after 4hrs, Better than usual. If ihad some heroin id just knock myself out againbut thats no go.

    So i guess ill just playsome pinballn try not to eat the gigantic bag of twix by the door

    Those gigantic bags of candy are fucking insane. I only eat candy a few times a year but if I buy one of those I probably go through just as much in a few days.

    Its a marvel of modernity that we have these sterile little energy morsels, but my body can't take it.

    Candy corn season is coming up very soon. I don't know why I like them but I do.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok Tex Murphy.



    More like John Fante.

    Dont be jelly bc you arent LIVING LAVISHLY
  12. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Candy corn season is coming up very soon. I don't know why I like them but I do.

    Because it's free you fucking freeloader. I bet you dress up as a fucking white ghost so you can collect all the candy corn from the real white people.

    SMH
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    when i was in san fran co. jail I enjoyed watching the day begin through the 4" wide window,, you could see the highway that went from san fran to my home in Arkansas,, it also sucked big time cuz I didnt have drugs and I was surrounded by murders and gang members,, Luckily they let me go on monday morning it was a long 4 days
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Those gigantic bags of candy are fucking insane. I only eat candy a few times a year but if I buy one of those I probably go through just as much in a few days.

    Its a marvel of modernity that we have these sterile little energy morsels, but my body can't take it.

    Candy corn season is coming up very soon. I don't know why I like them but I do.

    Yeah candy corn tastes like scary movies and beetle borgs and Fall recitals.
  15. Originally posted by CASPER More like John Fante.

    Dont be jelly bc you arent LIVING LAVISHLY

    any idiot with a piece of black cardboard, a flashlight and a pair of scissors can create the view you described...
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    itt: Niggershoes Johansson doesnt know the meaning of OPULENCE
  17. Originally posted by CASPER itt: Niggershoes Johansson doesnt know the meaning of OPULENCE

    I've opulated with your mom MANY times.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Me n my niggas chillin in the penthouse



    Niggerj’ew Jeeeensin living decidedly UNLAVISHLY in Extended Stay America eating vending machine cheese crackers and earl gray from a coffee machine next to the terlet, trying unsuccessfully to create majestic views with scizzors and a phonebook

  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've opulated with your mom MANY times.

    I see youre still making friends everywhere u go..
  20. SMH as the lovely and non-materialistic DTE would say.
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