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Grylls Has been struggling to pay his rent, ever since he moved to Leeds...

  1. #21
    The only way to win is not to play....as the lovely WOPR used to say
  2. #22
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No play no lay
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Grylls No pay no lay


    Fixed.
  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Mehhhhh
  5. #25
    Stick to your inferior fish and chips and leave the manliness to those who are qualified.
  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We have the best fish n chips in the world

    And get it right, it’s not fish and chips

    it’s fish n chips
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Grylls We have the best fish n chips in the world

    That would be Huddersfield...I used to take the ride there on my motorbike from Manchester just to get a nice bag o fish n chips.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Grylls And get it right, it’s not fish and chips

    it’s fish n chips

    As I just noted above...I'm used to adjusting my speech for Americans though.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That would be Huddersfield…I used to take the ride there on my motorbike from Manchester just to get a nice bag o fish n chips.

    Blackpool, Scarbourgh etc have the best

    Basically all the seaside places
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Grylls Blackpool, Scarbourgh etc have the best

    Basically all the seaside places

    Nah...they use vegetable oil..before I left the UK Huddersfield was one of the only places within 100 miles of manchester still using good old animal fat.

    Middlesbrough have good chips too, they like to batter everything though...battered fishcakes (which already are breaded anyway) battered saveloy sausages etc

    ETA: I had my saveloy battered a few times by a chick in middlesbrough I used to date
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Cod or Haddock?

    I’ll be honest I can’t tell the difference
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Grylls Cod or Haddock?

    I’ll be honest I can’t tell the difference

    I preferred Plaice.

    Another thing I missed here in the US till I figured out years later they call Plaice Flounder here...doesn't taste the same though...I guess it's missing that North Sea oil ingredient here

    ETA:

    Hooters over here used to do a Grouper sandwich which was great, they got cheap though a few years ago and changed it to "fish sandwich"...again not the same anymore
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Plaice?

    Posh cunt

    Hooters?

    Loser
  14. #34
    Chish and fips anyway...as me old mum used to say

    or

    Niggers lips (chips) as me old dad used to say.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Grylls Plaice?

    Posh cunt

    Hooters?

    Loser

    So salty...you're like an anchovy
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Chip butty was me fav when I was a youngun
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Grylls Chip butty was me fav when I was a youngun

    I remember as a young fella-me-lad the local chippy had a sign in the window one day that said "Chip muffin - 20p" I had no idea at the time what a muffin was...I was intrigued...but at the time money was tight what with only being a poor young fella me lad.

    Anyway after several days of walking past said chippy I finally broke down, I had to know what this "Chip muffin" was...but not wanting to look dumb(er) I didn't ask, I just went in and ordered one...The counter was tall and being only a young fella me lad at the time I was short...so didn't see what he was wrapping.

    I got outside and excitedly tore at the newspaper (as back then that's what you got your chips in) only to discover it was a fucking chip butty/roll.

    40 odd years later this is still one of my life's greatest disappointments...(moreso than the 2 divorces)
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol

    Did you ever have a ‘pop man’

    I didn’t but some of my mates did
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    Did you ever have a ‘pop man’

    I didn’t but some of my mates did

    "pop man"? never heard of that

    Is it like a Jubbly?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "pop man"? never heard of that

    Is it like a Jubbly?

    Like a milkman but delivers pop in glass bottles
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