Have you ever been that drunk and

1. 2020-10-07 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Has anyone here ever legit pissed into a girl's mouth? I'll watch piss porn on occasion when I'm in a mood. It's usually foreign so I'll type in 'English amateur piss drinking' to ensure I get what I want.
   
   Lol its funny to hear girls say that they love pee and just drink mouthfulls of it. Obviously a sub/dom fetish thing. It gets old really quickly to me though. Like if I had a broad that enjoyed drinking my piss, after a time or two I think I'd be bored with doing it.
2. 2020-10-07 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I peed on a girl a few times when we were showering together but that’s about it
3. 2020-10-07 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls You were taking a shit but you threw up in your in your mouth so you turned around to spew in the toilet and ended up shitting all over the bathroom floor?

   
   No not drunk but when sick with the shits and pukes I've done that several times, delicious.
4. 2020-10-07 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Has anyone here ever legit pissed into a girl's mouth? I'll watch piss porn on occasion when I'm in a mood. It's usually foreign so I'll type in 'English amateur piss drinking' to ensure I get what I want.
   
   Lol its funny to hear girls say that they love pee and just drink mouthfulls of it. Obviously a sub/dom fetish thing. It gets old really quickly to me though. Like if I had a broad that enjoyed drinking my piss, after a time or two I think I'd be bored with doing it.

   
   I don't think I could be with a woman who enjoyed drinking my piss...how can you have any kind of positive opinion about such a dog.
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5. 2020-10-07 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #45
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I had a friend in high school who got hammered and passed out on the couch. a few minutes later he frantically woke up looking for something to vomit into, couldn't see anything so tilted his head back to try to stop it but it just came out like a fountain. he leaned forward and took off his hat to try and catch it, then immediately passed out again.
   
   a few minutes after that he woke up one more time, looked around for his hat, then slapped it back on his head and slept until morning
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6. 2020-10-07 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   skip through tutorials and wing all of your replies. carefree and stupid is the best way to fly
7. 2020-10-07 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think I could be with a woman who enjoyed drinking my piss…how can you have any kind of positive opinion about such a dog.

   
   Think of the most beautiful woman in the world you'd want to be with
   
   Now, would YOU drink her piss?
8. 2020-10-08 at 7:26 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   Mash stop calling my gf house. you and pppp n maybe tort
9. 2020-10-08 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The most powerful drink I've had to date is Portuguese moonshine. All it takes is three fingers to get drunk, and another three fingers will have you in a psychedelic haze.
10. 2020-10-08 at 12:23 PM UTC

    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Think of the most beautiful woman in the world you'd want to be with
    
    Now, would YOU drink her piss?

    
    No...I would get absolutely nothing from it.
    .
11. 2020-10-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No…I would get absolutely nothing from it.
    .

    
    You’d get free water
12. 2020-10-08 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bugz skip through tutorials and wing all of your replies. carefree and stupid is the best way to fly

    
    Whoe! I posted this before the Fly landed on Mike's head.
    
    "But what does any of this have to do with Mike"
    
    You'll find out.
13. 2020-10-08 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Grylls You’d get free water

    
    I want free EVERYTHING
14. 2020-10-08 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Grylls Can't miss the money shot man

    
    well thats kinda gay but i feel like this is somewhat normal which makes me concerned about society
15. 2020-10-08 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #55
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bugz I want free EVERYTHING

    
    Hair Club For Men being of paramount importance.
16. 2020-10-08 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Real men shit in their pants then choke on the vomit and die
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17. 2020-10-08 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol’d
18. 2020-10-08 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Solstice Real men shit in their pants then choke on the vomit and die

    
    Bon Scott?
    
    
19. 2020-10-08 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #59
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls You’d get free water

    
    Wrong, piss is a diuretic.
    
    copy/paste (in the online traditional way)
    
    
    "Not only will your urine not rehydrate you, it will have the opposite effect and dehydrate you at a faster rate. In fact, these dire moments are perhaps the most dangerous time to imbibe your own brew. It's important to remember that urine is your body's vehicle for eliminating liquid and soluble waste"
20. 2020-10-08 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Salt would have sufficed, not that scientific explanation you googled
    
    But still, it’s free water