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  1. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE There's this thing called electronic banking.

    When you have enough in multiple venues it's harder to keep track. lol banks.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Both you and him have constructed caricatures of the other person in your respective heads and as long as you engage the caricature instead of the person you both will be blind to each other's true nature.

    Pedochile^
  3. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    what measures success?
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    But Captain Falcon REALLY IS that caricature.
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by G When you have enough in multiple venues it's harder to keep track. lol banks.

    Get a better account aggregator.
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse what measures success?

    how big ur dik is
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But Captain Falcon REALLY IS that caricature.

    Your mom REALLY IS that cumslurper
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Both you and him have constructed caricatures of the other person in your respective heads and as long as you engage the caricature instead of the person you both will be blind to each other's true nature.

    As long as you picture naked children in your head to arouse yourself, no one will respect you or anything you have to say.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE As long as you picture naked children in your head to arouse yourself, no one will respect you or anything you have to say.

    That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

    That's where you're wrong, kiddyfiddler
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe I bought my own house.

    My dad gave me some money, which I decided to pay off the mortgage with.

    I'd probably think like you if my parents didn't love me, too.

    so ur dad helped u buy a house.๐Ÿ‘thats what he was saying.๐Ÿ‘
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by WellHung so ur dad helped u buy a house.๐Ÿ‘thats what he was saying.๐Ÿ‘

    Oh ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ seemed like he was trying to imply that what I said about living life was invalid because of that.
  13. Originally posted by G If you can count your $ you don't have any.

    being bad at math doesnt make you rich.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Well I can safely say I am the most successful person on this site. I have both lived life and enjoyed the fruits of it whilst you fucking inbred losers wasted away in some shit hole projects apartment.

    Anyways…

    There are those among you who I respect and actually live decent lives. I just want you all to know I was once amongst you, a fucking drug addled loser but now I'm earning mega money, you too can be like me.

    To think I was ready to hang myself this time last year.

    Believe…

    mega money = ?
  15. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    To be fair if money is the only thing that keeps you from suiciding, the world is better off if you kill yourself.
  16. blaster master victim of incest
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by blaster master Mr. Successful doesn't come here too much anymore it would seem.

    thats cause hes having too much fun with that big black dog up his ass
  18. blaster master victim of incest
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master I think after he got his titty removed his shrink told him to stop coming here.

    Where was his titty that it needed removed, on his forehead?
  20. blaster master victim of incest
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