Have you ever been that drunk and

1. 2020-10-02 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   You were taking a shit but you threw up in your in your mouth so you turned around to spew in the toilet and ended up shitting all over the bathroom floor?
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2. 2020-10-02 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #2
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You asking for a friend?
3. 2020-10-02 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   His momma.
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   • Bugz
4. 2020-10-02 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   No because I am an adult who can use the correct judgment & timing for such tasks.
5. 2020-10-02 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   No no, just no💩
6. 2020-10-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Erekshun You asking for a friend?

   
   No
7. 2020-10-02 at 10:47 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Grylls You were taking a shit but you threw up in your in your mouth so you turned around to spew in the toilet and ended up shitting all over the bathroom floor?

   
   No, however i did do the i gotta shit ,, oh shit i gotta puke and did the spin around puked and flipped back just in time to spew shit,, then I had to puke again and i flipped the shower curtin back and puked in the tub,
   had enough sence to know better than pukin in the shitter after that shit storm
8. 2020-10-02 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The trick is havin a sink close enough to the shitter so you can just lean over and barf if you need to.
   Oh and the name for that condition is double jeopardy.
9. 2020-10-02 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I keep a walmart plastic bag lined trash can for that. It hasn't happened since I was 30 years younger.
10. 2020-10-03 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    
    
    
11. 2020-10-04 at 9:06 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    op proly drinks shitty vodka
12. 2020-10-04 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Russian Standard only my man
13. 2020-10-05 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    what d fuk is dat
14. 2020-10-05 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls You were taking a shit but you threw up in your in your mouth so you turned around to spew in the toilet and ended up shitting all over the bathroom floor?

    
    Nah fool. I just throw up in the shower if that happens which is not often
15. 2020-10-05 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cigreting
    
    

    
    You're very predictable
16. 2020-10-05 at 1:37 AM UTC

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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up
17. 2020-10-05 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    lol at krotz calling someone predictable
18. 2020-10-05 at 10:04 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're very predictable

    
    wat
19. 2020-10-05 at 9:46 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Russian Standard only my man

    
    russia is a developing country.
20. 2020-10-05 at 10:20 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny russia is a developing country.

    
    Your mom is a develop
    
    nvm