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Am I wearing girl jeans?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    They have elastic in them and they sure dont feel like my other jeans.
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    G African Astronaut
    All the new style "jeans" are some stretchy queer shit more akin to pajama bottoms than jeans. But w/ you being mentally challenged, they could very well just be bitch jeans.
  3. #3
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um.
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    street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm a skinny dude but I like stretch denim, especially when I'm driving home after a Chinese all-you-can-eat.
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Do u have ur big boy under briefs.
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    real men only wear skirts and ass plugs
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    fat ass
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u have ur big boy under briefs.

    Why would you ask that? You're weird
  9. #9
    Originally posted by street_carp I'm a skinny dude but I like stretch denim, especially when I'm driving home after a Chinese all-you-can-eat.

    i bet you also enjoy having all your orrifficcess stretched.
  10. #10
    by chineses.
  11. #11
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bet you also enjoy having all your orrifficcess stretched.

    How much are you willing to bet pissbaby?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Am I wearing girl jeans?

    God I hope so I've been edging for 3 hours and the sight of tight twink ass in lady pants might be just what I need to push me over the edge. Post pics please.
  13. #13
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Just wear overalls. Super comfy, good for work, good for relaxing, all around better choice.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by street_carp How much are you willing to bet pissbaby?

    one of your orriffice.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by street_carp I'm a skinny dude but I like stretch denim, especially when I'm driving home after a Chinese all-you-can-eat.

    I bet you like getting your asshole stretched too
  16. #16
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you like getting your asshole stretched too

    Good one, but vinny said it first.
  17. #17
    Moo moo dresses are about as comfortable as things get.

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