Well folks hes been out on the ranch for a couple months now and the sunshine has taken it's toll on his flesh. He now looks like a true Arizonan, totally burned up - a real wrinkly weathered leather-man.
Out there on the sand ranch he needs a ranch hand, to smear him with aloe vera. "Imagine all that aloe vera just getting smeared all over his skin... so crisp"
Any of the P.O.S. millenial hacks on here have what it takes to live the ranch life? I know there are some here with the gumption but they are already busy doing ranching out in Beefa Texas.
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so for all you dirty ass perverts out there saying youre gonna go keep my wife company and all these other ignorant responses you keep putting on my threads.. knock it off dude its not funny you guys arent cute putting its just frustrating its annoying its immature i mean im 28 years old and im calling you immature. you see the problem with that?
