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  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    Well I can safely say I am the most successful person on this site. I have both lived life and enjoyed the fruits of it whilst you fucking inbred losers wasted away in some shit hole projects apartment.

    Anyways...

    There are those among you who I respect and actually live decent lives. I just want you all to know I was once amongst you, a fucking drug addled loser but now I'm earning mega money, you too can be like me.

    To think I was ready to hang myself this time last year.

    Believe...
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  2. #2
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I feel that income is a poor metric for the worth of an individual.

    Have you created any art? Helped another person out or developed a new skill recently?

    When did you read a book?
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  3. #3
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil I feel that income is a poor metric for the worth of an individual.

    Most people on here do.

    There's no Lonsdale trabs in Opies future, it's Air Force 1s and Stan Smiths from here on out
  4. #4
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Actually I am the most successful NISgger/Zokleteer/Totsean of all time.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Octavian Well I can safely say I am the most successful person on this site. I have both lived life and enjoyed the fruits of it whilst you fucking inbred losers wasted away in some shit hole projects apartment.

    Anyways…

    There are those among you who I respect and actually live decent lives. I just want you all to know I was once amongst you, a fucking drug addled loser but now I'm earning mega money, you too can be like me.

    To think I was ready to hang myself this time last year.

    Believe…

    what do you do now. I recall not too long ago you had no jerb
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    DEY TUK OUR JERBS

    spectral would have been the most successful if he didn’t get demodded (twice)
  7. #7
    Success...how to measure...is it measured by the $$$ and toys you've collected? or is it measure by the hearts and minds that you've touched on your journey to enlightenment.
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Success…how to measure…is it measured by the $$$ and toys you've collected? or is it measure by the hearts and minds that you've touched on your journey to enlightenment.

    ITS MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF UR PECKER
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Grylls ITS MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF UR PECKER

    Then you and Boris are lowest of the low young sir.
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    My pecker is far bigger than Boris’s 😌
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Grylls My pecker is far bigger than Boris’s 😌

    Boris still gets all the ladies attention though...and some of the fellas too.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Boris still gets all the ladies attention though…and some of the fellas too.

    Okay I can’t argue with that
  13. #13
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I assume Lanny, just because he's a software developer in the US.
  14. #14
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.-....-.........-.........-..-.........................-............----(b­anned) youre the biggest failure out of every turd your mother squeezed out of her asshole

    no one cares about you. not even your mother

    Shut the fuck up faggot.
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  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up faggot.
  16. #16
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.-....-.........-.........-..-.........................-............----(b­anned) go get breast implants so i have something to do with my hands while im ramming my throbbing cock so far up your asshole that your gag reflex makes you assphyxiate.

    Shut the fuck up faggot
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  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yeah
  18. #18
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Success isn't real.

    You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're a puppet.

    Don't be a slave to "success".
  19. #19
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Success isn't real.

    You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're a puppet.

    Don't be a slave to "success".

    I'd probably believe in that bullshit too if my parents bought me a house.
  20. #20
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'd probably think like that too if my parents bought me a house.

    I bought my own house.

    My dad gave me some money, which I decided to pay off the mortgage with.

    I'd probably think like you if my parents didn't love me, too.
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