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  1. #1
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    The sound

    The feeling

    The smell

    It's so glorious

    If I'm under a blanket and fart I'll huff it until the aroma is gone

    That pungent warm chinese food quality

    Fart fart fart

    I could fart all day
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Weren't you the guy who said he wanted to piss and shit himself for fun? You should go for it, I think you would like it.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go fart in a garbage bag and place it over hr head and pull the draw strings its incredible
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    of all people, fart conversation and then jokes by my Interalist GI specialist. then he initiated a story I had herd before. he confirmed that it might be funny and all but a man was arrested in holland for killing his wife with a "Dutch Oven" of hold the blanket over his wife while she was sleeping and he kept ripping them.

    so yeah. that shit was real.

    Dutch Oven yourself JIE
  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker


    Why does OP's nose look squashed and deformed?
  6. #6
    Kev Space Nigga
    so hiki is a jenkem addict now? well, we tried...

    edit: hiki are you pickwick by any chance?
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I bet your mom has nasty fanny farts after tyrone is done with her
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Weren't you the guy who said he wanted to piss and shit himself for fun? You should go for it, I think you would like it.

    Evidently he quit drinking again and is also falling in the shower throwing up on himself..

    Buuurt imaeurazian! I ass in teh fkeshnet, whut u fink warorat?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls I bet your mom has nasty fanny farts after tyrone is done with her

    He's going to have some nasty farts and burps after i catch him and stretch out his orfices
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  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Why does OP's nose look squashed and deformed?

    And why does he never smile like heartily? He just purses his lips and acts like a weird pedo, like does he have bad teeth or something?

    Like who drinks milk out of some cheap carnival stem ware? Probably a pedo, its like charmed to meet you little boy would you like a glass milk and bubble bath papi
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  11. #11
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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