Why do Canadians speak some fucked up foreign language

1. 2020-10-01 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #1
   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
   https://mobile.twitter.com/APTNNews/status/1311035177708195840
   
   Why don't they just soeak English or Japanese like normal humans
2. 2020-10-01 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Letting the French continue to exist was a mistake, but actually they're the only based Canadians in existence so I find it hard to hate on them at this point. The rest of the country is cucked but Frenchies actually have pride.
3. 2020-10-01 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   That video is fucked though.
4. 2020-10-01 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #4
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   French Canada is the Best Canada