Yes or no?

1. 2020-09-30 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #21
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by rabbitweed Wait why is the penis teal. Am I sucking off the love child of Blanka from Street Fighter and Beast from X-men?

   
   Dr. Manhattan's drunk and bored
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2. 2020-09-30 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I suck and swallow.
   
   No regrets. Show me da money.
3. 2020-09-30 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #23
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I suck and swallow.
   
   No regrets. Show me da money.

   
   Hell yeah that's what a real man does. That money will provide for a wife and family and house man. Sucking such a dick would be the manliest thing you could do.
4. 2020-09-30 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   As long as the floating ghost dick doesn't give me spectral herpes it's probably fine.
5. 2020-09-30 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #25
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai As long as the floating ghost dick doesn't give me spectral herpes it's probably fine.

   
   You're not invited.
6. 2020-09-30 at 3 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I wouldn't do it for the money, I'd just do it to live 10 years longer. I'd donate the money to charity and suck it again if I got an additional 10 years on the planet. Think about how ballsy you'd be knowing that nothing could happen in the next 10 years that would kill you. Sign me up for the teal dick experience please
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7. 2020-09-30 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You're not invited.

   
   Why not? Mysterious floating dicks proffering blowjob ultimatums still pose something of a dilemma for me too.
8. 2020-09-30 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #28
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai Why not? Mysterious floating dicks proffering blowjob ultimatums still pose something of a dilemma for me too.

   
   No, no, I don't think so. I think you'd be too eager to suck any and every cock. Especially for money. You've literally done it for less. Not much of a dilemma is there?
9. 2020-09-30 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, no, I don't think so. I think you'd be too eager to suck any and every cock. Especially for money. You've literally done it for less. Not much of a dilemma is there?

   
   Yeah but not mysterious floating dicks. It's a different kind of dilemma maybe (maybe), but still a dilemma.
   
   Fine though. Whatever. I didn't need to be in this thread anyway. I'm like... way too cool for this thread. Yeah.
10. 2020-09-30 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hell yeah that's what a real man does. That money will provide for a wife and family and house man. Sucking such a dick would be the manliest thing you could do.

    
    I would make it suck mine and then rob the money cuz i ain't no bitch like yall
11. 2020-09-30 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #31
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I wouldn't do it for the money, I'd just do it to live 10 years longer. I'd donate the money to charity and suck it again if I got an additional 10 years on the planet. Think about how ballsy you'd be knowing that nothing could happen in the next 10 years that would kill you. Sign me up for the teal dick experience please

    
    Its not 10yrs of invincibility. If you dont suck the dick, you lose ten years of your life.
12. 2020-09-30 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #32
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai Yeah but not mysterious floating dicks. It's a different kind of dilemma maybe (maybe), but still a dilemma.
    
    Fine though. Whatever. I didn't need to be in this thread anyway. I'm like… way too cool for this thread. Yeah.

    
    What kind of dilemma? Is it the disembodied dick aspect? The purple veins? Where are your limits
13. 2020-09-30 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #33
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would make it suck mine and then rob the money cuz i ain't no bitch like yall

    
    I think that's just called docking, and its GAY u fag
14. 2020-09-30 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What kind of dilemma? Is it the disembodied dick aspect? The purple veins? Where are your limits

    
    I mean, somewhere past those things I guess, because I came down on the side of doing it assuming there are no STDs involved. It was still a tough decision though. Blowing a magical cock with a threatening aura isn't an easy choice for anyone.
15. 2020-09-30 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #35
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai I mean, somewhere past those things I guess, because I came down on the side of doing it assuming there are no STDs involved. It was still a tough decision though. Blowing a magical cock with a threatening aura isn't an easy choice for anyone.

    
    You are speaking past tense in a hypothetical thread, so just tell us. How was it?
16. 2020-09-30 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its not 10yrs of invincibility. If you dont suck the dick, you lose ten years of your life.

    
    Can I refuse multiple times for a quick and painless suicide?
    
    

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I think that's just called docking, and its GAY u fag

    
    I don't see how unloading passengers or cargo from a ship would be homosexual but i'm not surprised the gays ruined that too. Is nothing sacred anymore?
    
    
17. 2020-09-30 at 8:18 AM UTC

    #37
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    What is this Dr Evil bullshit? A million for a paranormal blowjob is nothing in today's economy. I'd consider it for 100,000,000 USD.
18. 2020-09-30 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed a hot load of cum and 1 million USD?
    
    9/10 financial advisers recommend YES

    
    I'd expect it would be cold not hot.
19. 2020-09-30 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #39
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd expect it would be cold not hot.

    
    You'd expect it, would you?
20. 2020-09-30 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lot of dick suckers up in dis here tred.