2017-03-10 at 3:36 AM UTC
These are real life direct quotes from reddit.
"Compliment something they're wearing and or ask them where they got it."
"Adding on to this: it also helps if you say it in terms of, "that scarf looks fantastic on you" or some variant. This spins the compliment so that you are in fact complimenting them personally rather than the item."
"complimenting someone's skin or hair would also work."
"Do you like living here?
As an uber driver I've learned this is a great one!"
"Pretty low ceilings in here. What was the architect thinking?"
"Honestly the classic "So how are we all?" in a group silence always gets a laugh."
2017-03-10 at 3:40 AM UTC
thats funny LOL!!!!! :o:o:o
2017-03-10 at 3:45 AM UTC
I know, right? brandon is awesome lmao
2017-03-10 at 4:04 AM UTC
lantiqua87
Houston
[my imperatively healing tajikistan]
MY BABY DADDY GRANPAPA ASLWAYS HAD DATIN ADVICE N WAT HE SAID WAZ DIS:
-AINT LET NO HOE SMOKE YO WEED WITOUT GIVUN U HEAD
-AINT LET NO HOE IN YO BED DA SAME DAY SHE FUKK ANOTHA NIGGA WITHOUT WIPIN HER BODY OFF FIRS
-AINT LET NO HOE WIT NO AZZ IN YO HOUZE
-IF U REALY LYK HER SAY SUMTHIN NICE ABOUT HER WEAVE OR AZZ
-IF SHE GOT THICC LIPS SHE BETTA BE SUCKIN DICK
-WEN U FUCCN HER AND HER KIDZ PLAYIN WIT YO KIDZ IN DA OTHA ROOM, HER KIDZ BETTA BE NICE O THEY GON GET SLAPPD UPSIDE DA HEAD
