Fona 9-26-2020

1. 2020-09-27 at 9:36 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   It's a Selig Imperial damn it.
   I got a really good deal when I first paid $80 for my Selig Imperial.
   Chell wants to sell it for $75 😭😭😭
   I mean I know Im probably not going to be able to keep the couch but id really like to get a chance at getting what it is worth.
   It is a damn nice couch.
   I thought it was more like 2 couches the whole time cuz I never had them pushed together.
   Now I do and I love it even more.
   Try to find a Selig Imperial for anything less than a few thousand dollars.
   You're not going to find one.
2. 2020-09-27 at 9:51 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I dont give a shit I dated the thread wrong.
   Its the fucking weekend and im under duress as shit is getting real.
3. 2020-09-27 at 9:53 AM UTC

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   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
   You look like a Neanderthal
4. 2020-09-27 at 9:55 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal You look like a Neanderthal

   
   You look like you're all over my dick again.
5. 2020-09-27 at 9:59 AM UTC

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   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats You look like you're all over my dick again.

   
   You can't even find your penis
6. 2020-09-27 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal You can't even find your penis

   
   It is usually lost in pussy.
   Im sure you have a map on one of those but still wont ever find one.
7. 2020-09-27 at 10:05 AM UTC

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   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats It is usually lost in pussy.
   Im sure you have a map on one of those but still wont ever find one.

   
   Gross
8. 2020-09-27 at 10:06 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   The 8K Seligs surely don't reek of smoke,ass,cat,human urine,burning cheese sticks,sewage spills etc. lol
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting
9. 2020-09-27 at 10:10 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by G The 8K Seligs surely don't reek of smoke,ass,cat,human urine,burning cheese sticks,sewage spills etc. lol

   
   I cant even smell the poop over all my weed smoking.
10. 2020-09-27 at 10:15 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    You could put once 50K valued Gucci ware in a shitty crib w/ roaches,dirty nigga/wiggas etc. & you know what you get, the same price the rest of the shitty shit sells for from said crib. Quit watching American Pickers & fantasizing about an effortless come up son lol.
11. 2020-09-27 at 10:31 AM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Fona you and your girlfriend should run all your financial decisions by me. I'll set you on the straight and narrow.
12. 2020-09-27 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant even smell the poop over all my weed smoking.

    
    You can't smell shit because you are nose blind from living in shit.
13. 2020-09-27 at 3:16 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I hope this joker doesnt come for my couch.
    I wish to sell it for at least 2 hundred
14. 2020-09-27 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I think Chell is selling my couch for $75 right now.
    But that is okay because I just bought a new one that does the same thing for 2000% more than that.
    I fucking hate my life.
    brb guys, I have to go hide under the kitchen sink and smoke my marijuana.
15. 2020-09-27 at 3:59 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    How old are you?
16. 2020-09-27 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by stl1 How old are you?

    
    Old enough to make my own informed decisions and not be swayed into being a liberal turd by mainstream jedi media.
    Is Kameela Harris going to let you kiss her feet or do you have to kiss Joe's feet?
    Go draw some more posters and cry about how black murders shouldn't have to fear for their lifes.
    
    
    ^These commies didn't even have any black people to protest for their BLM hissy fit show so they just drew black people on their cardboards.
17. 2020-09-27 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    you've been talking about a gay couch for like 3 days
18. 2020-09-27 at 4:41 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you've been talking about a gay couch for like 3 days

    
    
    
    Man fuck you.
    I know you don't know anything about owning stuff but my luxury couch was a very expensive peice that ill never find again.
19. 2020-09-27 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    You've literally talked about nothing besides COUCHES all weekends. Are all Americans this distracted by material possessions?
    
    I don't think i've ever thought about a couch for longer than a few minutes in my entire life. You are a boomer, i bet you put plastic on it and yell at the cat and whenever people come over you constantly tell them not to spill things on the couch
20. 2020-09-27 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You've literally talked about nothing besides COUCHES all weekends. Are all Americans this distracted by material possessions?
    
    I don't think i've ever thought about a couch for longer than a few minutes in my entire life. You are a boomer, i bet you put plastic on it and yell at the cat and whenever people come over you constantly tell them not to spill things on the couch

    
    You don't know what it is like being a couch owner.