POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I hope it stinks so bad his dog pukes on the carpet and then he pukes on the floor and slips in it makin his feet fly up in the air as he slams down on his back and starts floppin around in it while his dog looks at him and thinks *GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS POOR BASTARD THAT STOLE ME FROM ME MUM