I bet you the one bastard who first contracted

1. 2020-09-25 at 8:38 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   covid knows he was the first and is sitting there with a shit eatin grin just waiting for a vaccine to come out so he can brag about how he has the highest body count. He might know who he is.
2. 2020-09-25 at 8:43 AM UTC

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   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
   Well considering it's a bioweapon the first victim was likely not human.