Trump announces RBG replacement for Supreme Court

1. 2020-09-21 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid outcry from conservatives demanding Trump tip the balance of the Supreme Court, Trump has nominated himself for a seat on the highest court in the land.
   
   "Sometimes, you just gotta do a job yourself," Trump said. "These other judges don't know the law like I do. I actually know all the laws. I know all the best laws, and some of the bad ones too. At least some people say they're bad. I think they might be right. We should stop listening to the bad laws. We shouldn't even have them, really. I will make all the best decisions as a judge. Some loser judges are taking advantage of this country and it's a total disgrace. I will make it all better, way better."
   
   According to sources, Trump plans to hold the office of President and Supreme Court Justice at the same time. Citing his experience as a judge for Miss Universe as well as his time on The Apprentice, Trump is promising to make it "look easy."

   
   https://bostontimes.com/news/trump-nominates-himself-to-the-supreme-court
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2. 2020-09-21 at 1:39 PM UTC

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3. 2020-09-21 at 1:41 PM UTC

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4. 2020-09-21 at 2:02 PM UTC

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5. 2020-09-21 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Bigliest laugh of the day!

   
   Your gonna need humor after the election to balance the tears.
6. 2020-09-21 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   And here I didn't think I would laugh any harder today.
7. 2020-09-21 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your gonna need humor after the election to balance the tears.

   
   was that the reason your uncle jack told you loads of jokes.
8. 2020-09-21 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was that the reason your uncle jack told you loads of jokes.

   
   That must have been your uncle jack by marriage. You knew him as Mr. Mehoff.
9. 2020-09-21 at 3:29 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker That must have been your uncle jack by marriage. You knew him as Mr. Mehoff.

   
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10. 2020-09-21 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny projector.png

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That must have been your uncle jack by marriage. You knew him as Mr. Mehoff.

11. 2020-09-21 at 10:10 PM UTC

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12. 2020-09-21 at 10:15 PM UTC

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13. 2020-09-21 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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