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1. 2020-09-19 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #10881
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Lol do they really throw their poop at people?

   
   Yeah and they throw it really fast man. From anus to air in about 0.5 seconds.
2. 2020-09-19 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #10882
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol do your zoos have any fun promotions? Like ours has Feces Fun Fridays where if you actually catch and collect just a 1/2 lb of monkey poo, your admission is refunded and you get a cool little hat with the little spinny helicopter thingy on top.
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3. 2020-09-19 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #10883
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   When y’all done role playing going outside.. y’all should try to actually.. go outside ...lmao
   
   
   
   It’s nice out y’all
   :)
   
   💖
4. 2020-09-19 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #10884
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol do your zoos have any fun promotions? Like ours has Feces Fun Fridays where if you actually catch and collect just a 1/2 lb of monkey poo, your admission is refunded and you get a cool little hat with the little spinny helicopter thingy on top.

   
   Yeah mine has something called Leaping Lions where you have to jump over the lion exhibit. It's a lot of fun. You don't get anything for it, and it's not actually a promotion or anything, it's just something I like to do lol.
5. 2020-09-19 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #10885
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah mine has something called Leaping Lions where you have to jump over the lion exhibit. It's a lot of fun. You don't get anything for it, and it's not actually a promotion or anything, it's just something I like to do lol.

   
   Nice NICE. Reminds me of this other one we have called Goatse Goat Getaway where you go there after hours and fuck as many goats as you can before they open the next day. Theres no official prize with that one other than personal pride.
6. 2020-09-19 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #10886
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   just wanted to report your family has decided to adopt me Candy.. they just my private snap and myonlyfans access all the time. Facking preverts and such must be a southern twang thing in the Chicago northern ghetto wherever the fuck you live...probably getting you confused with somebody else but you live in Chicago in this post so deal with that and that i will be your brother soon so no more incestuous thoughts and wet dreams. ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING! SEX that es whole fucking corrupt as Trump racket and don't get me going on politics in this calm soothing ones soul trend. I would fuck with you on Twitter any day though.. I have decided your will be my permanent babystitter too! so you will have to drop everything when you got me...even work. i will just toss you in dingy..sp? dingee? a fucked up hood and you can work the corners while i star up your skirt and all the hoes too maybe bang a few midget ones with louisville slugger. fucker knows how to keep on the orifices clean and dry
   
   good night sis
7. 2020-09-19 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #10887
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah and they throw it really fast man. From anus to air in about 0.5 seconds.

   
   🤣
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol do your zoos have any fun promotions? Like ours has Feces Fun Fridays where if you actually catch and collect just a 1/2 lb of monkey poo, your admission is refunded and you get a cool little hat with the little spinny helicopter thingy on top.

   
   Lol
   
   The zoo near me has a Monkey Monday’s promotion, you gotta throw a banana at them and guess which one will win when they fight for it
   
   50% refund only though
8. 2020-09-19 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #10888
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   No puppy porn here , I think your lonely azz is lost...
   
   
   
   Look stalker grylls.. a dog that isn’t gay like it’s owner 😜
9. 2020-09-19 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #10889
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah mine has something called Leaping Lions where you have to jump over the lion exhibit. It's a lot of fun. You don't get anything for it, and it's not actually a promotion or anything, it's just something I like to do lol.

   
   Man you’re ballsy, respect
10. 2020-09-19 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #10890
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I’m so lonely, oh so lonely

    
    😭
    
    Kk byeee.. enjoy another night alone thinking about me 😂😇
11. 2020-09-19 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #10891
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by mmQ Nice NICE. Reminds me of this other one we have called Goatse Goat Getaway where you go there after hours and fuck as many goats as you can before they open the next day. Theres no official prize with that one other than personal pride.

    
    Goats are cute, please don’t rape them
12. 2020-09-19 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #10892
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls Goats are cute, please don’t rape them

    
    I agree. I haven't participated in it I've just heard it on the streets from a few particular fellows who live under a bridge downtown.
13. 2020-09-19 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #10893
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    What happened to the Saturday night goat loving convo .. let’s keep it going y’all 😂😭
14. 2020-09-19 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #10894
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Guys.. the goats.. remember?
15. 2020-09-20 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #10895
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol go outside candy it's a beautiful evening you cant just wait around here to hear more goat fucking stories you little weirdo!
16. 2020-09-20 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #10896
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by CandyRein When y’all done role playing going outside.. y’all should try to actually.. go outside …lmao
    
    
    
    It’s nice out y’all
    :)
    
    💖

    
    I roll initiative to open the door and walk outside.
    
    
    
    I roll... medicine?
    
    nice the mask worked.
    
    
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    • CandyRein, 
    • rabbitweed
17. 2020-09-20 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #10897
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Nice :)
18. 2020-09-20 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #10898
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by mmQ I agree. I haven't participated in it I've just heard it on the streets from a few particular fellows who live under a bridge downtown.

    
    This sheboon told me she was a goat but im not too sure, what's your opinion?
    
    
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    • MexicanMasterRace
19. 2020-09-20 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #10899
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    And you’re gonna be searching images like that all night ... alone.. with your little boner ...
    
    
    😜
20. 2020-09-20 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #10900
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls This sheboon told me she was a goat but im not too sure, what's your opinion?
    
    

    
    I'd hit it.