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    Originally posted by stl1 She's going to know you're full of shit. Credit scores top out at 850.

    any chick smart enough to know that is smart enough to know to stay away from anyone that posts on this site
  2. #2
    Originally posted by stl1 Yes, I did even with my low credit score in the 820s.

    Here is my plumbing assistant:


    the only question now is...does your plumbing assistant plumb your asshole with his cock or that axe-headed dildo.

    and more importantly, which end do you enjoy most
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    that idiots inadequacies are the result of decades of sexual abuse that he enjoyed from the male members *cough* of his household.
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    not clicking on any of your idiotic links
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    Originally posted by mmQ Bill Krozby didnt you just admit you've barely ever even left Austin?

    Hitchhiking across the country isnt for the weak-willed. Having a bisexual experience at the end of it, isnt either. It's a tale only few can tell and it's far more interesting than some fat slob who sits at their computer their whole life criticizing something like that while they gorge on cheese and watch price is right reruns all day.

    Also interesting is candy "attempting" to insult §m£ÂgØL for getting a D in his B one time when shes a self admitted bisexual. Things that make you go hmmmm.

    I'm think I'm gonna go get F'd in the A today just so I can say I've done it too.

    But me,I've never been legit homeless. A little bit of couch surfing for a week or two at a time back in the day is about it, and sleeping under a parking ramp stairwell one night was the only night I ever didnt sleep inside of a house/apt/hotel except for going camping of course.

    I like the stories about people traveling abroad, roaming the land and living for really really cheap. I might end up doing that in the relatively near future.

    i have a nice juicy D thatll turn your A into an O
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    stop making threads with idiotic links that dont have accompanying executive summaries

    learn how to internetz, retard.
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    Originally posted by Meikai I have finally passed the 30 post mark, meaning I don't need to solve CAPTCHA's anymore and I can thank posts. Please post celebratory images ITT. Thank you.


    youre obviously doing it wrong. i make a new account every day with 10 posts and i dont have to solve captchas.
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    Originally posted by Meikai Definitely lead poisoning. Every boomer is fucking retarded due to all the lead paint and tetraethyl lead from gasoline they were exposed to.

    you forgot the main source of lead: bullets and ammunition.

    what the toxicologists dont mention is that in low dosages lead may be toxic but once blood concentrations get into the double-digits percentages the lead acts as an aphrodisiac and testosterone analog.

    the secret to my perpetual priapism
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hennepin County found no evidence of it, but found bruising all over the rest of his face/shoulders/torso. The examiner did later claim "his death was caused by the police subdual and restraint" but people seem to forget that. The county also released a statement saying that the death was a homicide.

    Third party autopsy found brusing on his neck and declared the cause of death to be mechanical asphyxia.

    Both autopsies claim it was a homicide but for some fucking reason people are still defending Chauvin and his goons. This is not an okay way to restrain people. You can argue whether it was intentional or not, or out of racism, or whatever, but the fact is that these officers needlessly killed George Floyd. There was a way to restrain him without killing him, and they chose not to do it.

    the death of any nigger is never needless

    war is peace
    ignorance is strength
    freedom is slavery
    black lives matter
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah mine has something called Leaping Lions where you have to jump over the lion exhibit. It's a lot of fun. You don't get anything for it, and it's not actually a promotion or anything, it's just something I like to do lol.

    the one i prefer is the one where your mother pretends shes the gorilla exhibit and i drop a baby into her
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